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  1. if I started a punk band, I'd call it Passable Tranny. 12:12 PM Jan 4th from web
  2. @NathanFillion Do you know how awesome it is you have an army of nerds who'll do your every bidding? vote for @actuallyNPH! 4:51 PM Jan 3rd from web in reply to NathanFillion
  3. RT @badbanana: The only way my sinuses could get more painful is if they suddenly started speaking dialogue written by George Lucas. 7:08 AM Jan 2nd from web
  4. Man, I haven't had sex ALL year!!! 7:07 AM Jan 2nd from web
  5. @racherton Yeah you do!!!....wait, what are we talking about? 12:12 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web in reply to racherton
  6. is learnin' about Cuba and eating some food. 3:15 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from web
  7. RT @badbanana: A touch of cabin fever from being snowed in. Might go play in the backyard hedge maze. 1:44 PM Dec 26th, 2009 from web
  8. @jshowgren If you want walking distance from Times Square-ish area food, Hell's Kitchen is where it's at baby. 4:19 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to jshowgren
  9. @jshowgren In NYC and you ate at Fridays? Don't be a moron, schlep over to Ninth Ave, walk up st, and find yourself some decent food! 4:17 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 from web in reply to jshowgren
  10. Tiger never lied to his wife, he told her he was going out to play 18 holes. 6:17 AM Dec 16th, 2009 from web
  11. I'm wearing pants today. I'm thinking that's a bad idea 8:44 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from web
  12. @racherton I was still basking in Fri's In N Out lunch and sushi dinner glory, and then you had to post that. Thanks beeeyatch! 6:56 AM Dec 5th, 2009 from web in reply to racherton
  13. @bryeli2002 Doing great thanks, live on Facebook, find me. Search lazysamoan. Still at hospital, but work days on an adult unit now. 9:59 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web in reply to bryeli2002
  14. @bryeli2002 it's about time you started tweeting. How are you? 6:15 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web in reply to bryeli2002
  15. Did not get enough Thanksgiving leftovers. I'm a little disgruntled. I would like to be gruntled. Is that a thing? 10:17 AM Nov 30th, 2009 from web
  16. Seriously people, take a listen, GANG RAPED! 6:56 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  17. Heard Kenny Rogers "Coward of the County" recently. Who remembers it had a verse about Becky getting gang raped? WTF?! 6:01 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from web
  18. RT @badbanana: Obama better not bow to that turkey he pardons today. 9:31 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  19. @racherton Wait, that's MY lover's company! 10:14 PM Nov 24th, 2009 from web in reply to racherton
  20. Was there an obscure AMA rule that everyone bring their most boring material? 6:20 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from web