Profile_bird

Hey there! lazyFAT is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving lazyFAT's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

lazyFAT

  1. This makes u want a duck phone RT: @michcoll PANIC: The World Has Run Out of Friggin’ Duck Phones http://tinyurl.com/frigduckfone 7:17 PM Dec 28th from TwitterBerry
  2. Open letter to Urban: Glad you prioritized your health, rather than risking collapsing on field due to heart problem. #HeartOfUrban 5:31 PM Dec 26th from TwitterBerry
  3. RT: @michcoll avatar was incredible. especially the part where they spliced in mel gibson's braveheart speech. 9:23 AM Dec 26th from TwitterBerry
  4. Love the Jovi. RT: @TheStew What prompted the Grinch to steal Christmas in the first place? Carols sung by Bon Jovi. 6:30 PM Dec 24th from TwitterBerry
  5. RT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle SNUGGIES, y'all! http://su.pr/2Tw398 2:35 PM Dec 23rd from TwitterBerry
  6. I will check this out later. RT @wired: 18-Gigapixel Panorama Offers Breathtaking View of Prague. http://ow.ly/Nxih 3:36 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
  7. Did Michael Ian Black kill someone? RT: @michaelianblack For the record, I DID NOT KILL ANYBODY!!! #mibmurderer 3:52 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  8. I want a Transformer Baby Jesus! RT: @abtran Tech-savvy baby jesus! @epesantes @abtran Wellington's baby Jesus had a GPS device on it 6:45 PM Dec 16th from TwitterBerry
  9. All I want for X-Mas is this neighbor RT @nickb: Man turns Christmas lights into Guitar Hero game http://is.gd/5qwi1 (via @seafoam) 6:28 PM Dec 16th from TwitterBerry
  10. #sixwordstories sound like fortune-cookie advice 3:40 PM Dec 16th from web
  11. Luv u, Ronald. RT: @brianchin RT @johnhcook: Call it McWi-Fi. McDonald's to offer free Wi-Fi as it battles Starbucks. http://bit.ly/4L2CrZ 8:44 PM Dec 15th from TwitterBerry
  12. They're manly tears RT: @orlandosentinel Tim Tebow will cry if he wants to: quarterback says not ashamed of crying http://bit.ly/7lUSlp 8:36 PM Dec 15th from TwitterBerry
  13. Anyone else seen 1983 movie D.C. Cab? Love the fact Gary Busey is in it. #BuseyRules 8:26 PM Dec 15th from TwitterBerry
  14. Silly man RT: @marshallk Musician follows Google Streetview car, jumps in front of it to promote his new album http://bit.ly/65hwjM 5:03 AM Dec 15th from TwitterBerry
  15. He was big cheese RT: @TheStew Aw, man. The guy who played the rat on 'Beakman's World' just died. http://bit.ly/5zCViH 10:24 AM Dec 12th from TwitterBerry
  16. Slumbered. Awoke. Chores. Sleep again? Yes! #sixwordstories 6:41 AM Dec 12th from TwitterBerry
  17. Cool. RT: @peeweeherman Nice! Anyone can send one from http://peewee.com RT @woodwhat The e-cards r so gr8, I am considering marrying one! 3:18 PM Dec 11th from TwitterBerry
  18. Happy Festivus, everybody! I've made a donation in all your names to the Human Fund. It's money for people. #FestivusMiraclesDoHappen 2:20 PM Dec 11th from TwitterBerry
  19. I thought I had courage\room to eat whole frozen pizza. Not tonight. #courageshouldntbemeasuredbyroominstomach #anyonewanthalfapizza 7:15 PM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  20. Hope he's OK: In the buttocks. RT: @pbpost Tire Kingdom worker robbed and shot leaving work in suburban West Palm. http://bit.ly/5Fr4wh 5:55 PM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry
  • Name Juan Ortega
  • Location Fort Lauderdale, FL
  • Web http://www.sun-se...
  • Bio SunSentinel reporter who drinks coffee and often sees car wrecks as part of breaking-news efforts.
279 Following 253 Followers 7 Listed
FIU News Adam Savage Pat Dooley Catherine VH1 William Shatner Rob Lathan CBS News Paul Scheer Rivers Cuomo Stephen Colbert Russell Brand Michael Ian Black David Hasselhoff Justin Timberlake Kirstie Alley Paula Deen josh groban Andy Rooney MTV Not TinaFey phaedra Liz Nord The Soup Blog Annie Barrett MTV News sbh Michael Slezak Dr. Drew Fudgie Whale Larry King Live Kathy Griffin Gavin Purcell erinmalone Eric Appel David Wain