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  1. This makes u want a duck phone RT: @michcoll PANIC: The World Has Run Out of Friggin’ Duck Phones http://tinyurl.com/frigduckfone
  2. Open letter to Urban: Glad you prioritized your health, rather than risking collapsing on field due to heart problem. #HeartOfUrban
  3. RT: @michcoll avatar was incredible. especially the part where they spliced in mel gibson's braveheart speech.
  4. Love the Jovi. RT: @TheStew What prompted the Grinch to steal Christmas in the first place? Carols sung by Bon Jovi.
  5. RT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle SNUGGIES, y'all! http://su.pr/2Tw398
  6. I will check this out later. RT @wired: 18-Gigapixel Panorama Offers Breathtaking View of Prague. http://ow.ly/Nxih
  7. Did Michael Ian Black kill someone? RT: @michaelianblack For the record, I DID NOT KILL ANYBODY!!! #mibmurderer
  8. I want a Transformer Baby Jesus! RT: @abtran Tech-savvy baby jesus! @epesantes @abtran Wellington's baby Jesus had a GPS device on it
  9. All I want for X-Mas is this neighbor RT @nickb: Man turns Christmas lights into Guitar Hero game http://is.gd/5qwi1 (via @seafoam)
  10. #sixwordstories sound like fortune-cookie advice
  11. Luv u, Ronald. RT: @brianchin RT @johnhcook: Call it McWi-Fi. McDonald's to offer free Wi-Fi as it battles Starbucks. http://bit.ly/4L2CrZ
  12. They're manly tears RT: @orlandosentinel Tim Tebow will cry if he wants to: quarterback says not ashamed of crying http://bit.ly/7lUSlp
  13. Anyone else seen 1983 movie D.C. Cab? Love the fact Gary Busey is in it. #BuseyRules
  14. Silly man RT: @marshallk Musician follows Google Streetview car, jumps in front of it to promote his new album http://bit.ly/65hwjM
  15. He was big cheese RT: @TheStew Aw, man. The guy who played the rat on 'Beakman's World' just died. http://bit.ly/5zCViH
  16. Slumbered. Awoke. Chores. Sleep again? Yes! #sixwordstories
  17. Cool. RT: @peeweeherman Nice! Anyone can send one from http://peewee.com RT @woodwhat The e-cards r so gr8, I am considering marrying one!
  18. Happy Festivus, everybody! I've made a donation in all your names to the Human Fund. It's money for people. #FestivusMiraclesDoHappen
  19. I thought I had courage\room to eat whole frozen pizza. Not tonight. #courageshouldntbemeasuredbyroominstomach #anyonewanthalfapizza
  20. Hope he's OK: In the buttocks. RT: @pbpost Tire Kingdom worker robbed and shot leaving work in suburban West Palm. http://bit.ly/5Fr4wh