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  1. excellent ... RT @wbpictures: The Legend Ends. New poster for #TheDarkKnightRises: twitpic.com/7ridcb thedarkknightrises.com
  2. NYTimes: Comedian Is Serious, Mostly, as Candidate .... running for Miami Beach mayor nyti.ms/sMzpjX
  3. I want @McD_SouthFla to #McRibMe As a connoisseur of those mouth-watering boneless barbecue sandwiches, I deserve one. Let me revel in one!
  4. @WIREDInsider I like to have a fresh stack of socks, which are refreshing when changed during hikes. #gobag
  5. Apparently, those earthquakes on Tuesday were among 90 that happened the same day across the U.S. latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011…
  6. @JillBad Hi Jill, was hoping to reach you? This is Juan Ortega, @ Sun Sentinel newspaper @ 954-356-4701. Or e-mail: jcortega@tribune.com Thx
  7. @bacon_typeS JuanOrtega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. RE: Natalie \ If able, please email at jcortega@tribune.com / Thnx either way
  8. @mike_gonzalez18 JuanOrtega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. RE: Natalie \ If able, please email at jcortega@tribune.com / Thnx either way
  9. @SiiqkSkiilsz JuanOrtega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. Did u know Natalie? If able, please email at jcortega@tribune.com Thnx either way
  10. @itsyaboy_Eloyyy JuanOrtega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. Did u know Natalie? If able, please email jcortega@tribune.com / Thnx either way
  11. @mpclarke21 JuanOrtega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. Did u know Natalie? If able, please email at jcortega@tribune.com / Thanks either way
  12. @brennduhhh Juan Ortega w/ SunSentinel / At vigil? Did u or ur family know Belmonte? If available: jcortega@tribune.com
  13. @MonkeyySluttt Juan Ortega w/ SunSentinel attending vigil. Did your family know Natalie? If available, please email at jcortega@tribune.com
  14. Hello! RT @GeoRodriguez: showing young journalists tricks on Twitter.....please say hello...
  15. #Fireworks from #I-95 in #BocaRaton http://lockerz.com/s/117139112
  16. Such a gladiator! Chesnut wins Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest for fifth time. on.cnn.com/iE2dmq http://lockerz.com/s/117011796
  17. It is July Fourth. Means it is Duff time. #patrioticred http://lockerz.com/s/116993272
  18. twitpic.com/5kxvxc Design Center of the Americas billboard #Windows #fail message for the past two days. #dcota #daniabeach
  19. "I signaled, so I think I'm in compliance." RT @KesslerLawFirm: Motorist ticketed for flipping the bird - http://dld.bz/aff54