lazenich
- Just had a rather Biblical walk; there were maggots all over the street. Wait, I didn't mean Biblical, I meant gross. MAGGOTS.6 minutes ago from web
- @BenPaddon It's alright, they're going to prey for you. If small animals start showing up dead on your doorstep, you know why.4:04 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to BenPaddon
- @amateurhour Huh. I just kind of assumed he was gay. With YOU.6:05 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to amateurhour
- Also, it turns out Russell T Davies CAN write side characters who aren't comedy fat people, unsubtle gay people or just plain obnoxious.6:16 PM Jul 12th from web
- So how did Torchwood go from a rubbishy, campy, faux-adult spin-off of Doctor Who to something completely amazing6:12 PM Jul 12th from web
- @Charing No.5:11 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to Charing
- @BenPaddon YOU'RE WRONG AND HERE'S WHY8:01 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to BenPaddon
- @amateurhour They used the term "Tweeple", I think that's enough to elevate it beyond "pointless" and into "sinister".6:26 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to amateurhour
- @ugerchucker ACTUALLY TECHNICALLY I HAVE TWO DS CHARGERS SO I COULD HAVE KEPT LOOKING AFTER I FOUND IT. TECHNICALLY.6:03 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to ugerchucker
- Oh, there's my DS charger.2:19 PM Jul 5th from web
- Though they never say "Can feel it in my inner ear, which indicates a pressure drop, suggesting the formation of a thunderstorm." Sadly.8:13 AM Jul 2nd from web
- I just did the "Storm's a-comin'" thing that old men do in cartoons. Got the cat and the washing inside as the sun shone. Storm's a-here.8:09 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre, but actually they're just planning a surprise party for his birthday. Aww!2:12 PM Jun 29th from web
- I'm putting money into Jar Jar Binks's head. Most people don't get to do this.4:16 PM Jun 28th from web
- @amateurhour And I enjoy a BAD one! *cackles, twirls moustache*9:09 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to amateurhour
- Entering 'punch face' into the Twitter search bar is like accidentally loading up a version of Twitter reserved for violent lunatics.9:08 AM Jun 27th from web
- Werther's Originals have only existed since 1998, so the adverts must be set sometime around the year 2060. A chilling vision of the future!7:46 AM Jun 27th from web
- Dear 20th Century Fox, I feel that I would be ideal for the position of Marketing Assistant because,11:52 AM Jun 26th from web
- We in the audience, of course, know that his lineage will eventually develop into the ubiquitous Farting Squirrel.11:51 AM Jun 26th from web
- One wacky new character has randomly mutated so he farts all the time! But in the end it turns out to be a valid survival mechanism.11:51 AM Jun 26th from web
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