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  1. Popeye's punching the Google logo. This is my favourite day.
  2. Maybe next year the craze can be remakes of zombie films with the zombies taken out. That'd be marginally more interesting.
  3. I mean, I can understand publishing ONE, for the novelty value, but does someone out there really think they have any value beyond that?
  4. I was a lot happier before I realised that "Rewrite of classic novel... WITH ZOMBIES IN!" had become an actual genre.
  5. @insaneboingo It was called Franksgiving back then
  6. @the_torch Congratulations on literally embodying the WAR ON CHRISTMAS >:(
  7. @josteinhakestad Both Walmart AND Wal-mart are trending topics. Separately. God damn America.
  8. Deleted the letter 'M', it sucked anyway
  9. So far today I have typed the letter 'M'. Three cheers for creativity!
  10. @fuegofish If you were truly pro you would murder it with a guitar as it flies at your face, obviously
  11. @fuegofish You sure said it! I don't understand it.
  12. @the_torch But these biscuits had chocolate chips in! That's like me eating something with POISON chips in. Which I occasionally do.
  13. @the_torch Yes. Why, did you want to borrow one?
  14. @amateurhour Too late, I learned something about biscuits tonight and it's that you never really don't want them
  15. I have some biscuits but I don't really want them
  16. @fuegofish If it's the no-longer-pirate-related one then yes, you have. I wasn't sure if you were writing for somewhere else too though!
  17. @fuegofish I promise to send you some good hatemail if you tell me where I can read your stories nowsadays.
  18. @fuegofish Pretty sexist! Balance it out by having her punch some guys and then she goes "You got beaten by a girl". That's good writing!
  19. @ugerchucker A Grand Day Out was released in 1989. Google has a special logo of it.
  20. 20th anniversary of Wallace and Gromit? How the hell