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  1. The only time you'll ever see me wearing a flower in my hair and 60s glasses: http://bit.ly/dwn6AX #yeahbaby. #booth.
  2. @Alannahh Since you always manage to look wonderful, I'm going to enlist your help/advice for the #springparty. You have no choice.
  3. #DailyBooth: 'Through the decades.' (Oh dear god.) http://bit.ly/dwn6AX
  4. Dyyyyyyiiiiinngggg. Can't believe one person can taalk so sslloowwwwwly.
  5. @leydon Should've bought mine. Been trying to sell it for ages. :(
  6. No, on reflection, I prefer the word 'promptly'.
  7. Only Justyn could pour crisps down himself and groan "oargh, Wotsits everywhere" before quickly returning to his crisps. Awesome.
  8. "just a doll for a girl who is cruel ... with a pin." --
  9. Managed to contract a headache that can only be compared to a side-on impact from an articulated goods vehicle. Off to bed.
  10. @xhelenarose just made my life.
  11. RT @Minish: Just got $50. My sister won't be knowing that.
  12. @xhelenarose Hahaa sorry; random. That evidently struck a nerve for me.
  13. @xhelenarose Cake; mug? WHAT? 'Nought to cake in 5 minutes' is such a fantastic concept. Just, why didn't I know about this sooner?
  14. Just got in from seeing @ellistweets in Subway. Definitely going to become a regular event. Thank you. :)
  15. The last few tweets probably need a lot of explaining.
  16. 'I am a left-wing intellectual bohemian and I've never had a sexual experience with a banana.' -- Andrew Woods; 2010.
  17. 'You sit and you stare and you wait and you wonder; you think "maybe it's me and I'm being a fool."' --
  18. Argh. People annoy me. A lot.
  19. #iBlockedYouBecause I thought you gave a shit, and when I found out you didn't, I couldn't talk to you any more.
  20. #iBlockedYouBecause you so much as mentioned Twilight or the Jonas Brothers.