Lawrence Job
@lawrencejob Brighton, Falmer & Worthing UK
Studying at the 79th best university in the world. Software engineer, consultant, actor. Often funny. Will dance for RTs. (see @gridfusions)
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lawrencejob
Lawrence Job
Oh Southern. You've cost me my transfer again. That's a 20 min delay to me. Again.
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sixthformpoet
Sixth Form Poet
My uncle won a lifetime’s supply of chocolate once. He ate the whole lot in one afternoon. And then died, obviously.
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sixthformpoet
Sixth Form Poet
Spin doctors never call a spade a spade. They call it a ground-breaking innovation.
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lawrencejob
Lawrence Job
@leydon shit really?! My train leaves in 3. Which side of the barriers are you?
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lawrencejob
Lawrence Job
SOUTHERN! You massive ****head. You took a 10min delay and delayed it somehow by 40 minutes!
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