lawrencejob
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The only time you'll ever see me wearing a flower in my hair and 60s glasses: . .
34 minutes ago
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@ Since you always manage to look wonderful, I'm going to enlist your help/advice for the . You have no choice.
about 1 hours ago
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in reply to Alannahh
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: 'Through the decades.' (Oh dear god.)
about 3 hours ago
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Dyyyyyyiiiiinngggg. Can't believe one person can taalk so sslloowwwwwly.
about 8 hours ago
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@ Should've bought mine. Been trying to sell it for ages. :(
about 9 hours ago
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No, on reflection, I prefer the word 'promptly'.
about 13 hours ago
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Only Justyn could pour crisps down himself and groan "oargh, Wotsits everywhere" before quickly returning to his crisps. Awesome.
about 13 hours ago
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"just a doll for a girl who is cruel ... with a pin." --
about 24 hours ago
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Managed to contract a headache that can only be compared to a side-on impact from an articulated goods vehicle. Off to bed.
2:10 PM Mar 8th
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@ just made my life.
2:09 PM Mar 8th
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in reply to xhelenarose
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RT @: Just got $50. My sister won't be knowing that.
2:06 PM Mar 8th
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@ Hahaa sorry; random. That evidently struck a nerve for me.
2:04 PM Mar 8th
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in reply to xhelenarose
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@ Cake; mug? WHAT? 'Nought to cake in 5 minutes' is such a fantastic concept. Just, why didn't I know about this sooner?
2:04 PM Mar 8th
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in reply to xhelenarose
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Just got in from seeing @ in Subway. Definitely going to become a regular event. Thank you. :)
1:10 PM Mar 8th
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The last few tweets probably need a lot of explaining.
12:48 PM Mar 8th
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'I am a left-wing intellectual bohemian and I've never had a sexual experience with a banana.' -- Andrew Woods; 2010.
3:58 AM Mar 8th
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'You sit and you stare and you wait and you wonder; you think "maybe it's me and I'm being a fool."' --
2:54 PM Mar 7th
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Argh. People annoy me. A lot.
2:54 PM Mar 7th
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I thought you gave a shit, and when I found out you didn't, I couldn't talk to you any more.
2:54 PM Mar 7th
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you so much as mentioned Twilight or the Jonas Brothers.
2:53 PM Mar 7th
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- Name Lawrence Job
- Location Worthing, UK
- Web http://go.gridfus...
- Bio Internet entrepreneur and part-time hand model. BHASVIC, GridFusions and DMD.
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