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Thank god for the Kennedy's. Otherwise a lot of bad writers would be waiting tables.
9:54 AM Dec 6th
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Stabler: You go out for a good time...you come home to a nightmare.
9:34 PM Nov 10th
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Ed: "The dead guy doesn't have a key, so somebody let him in"
Lenny: "Yeah. He had a little help going out, too."
11:21 PM Nov 8th
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If keys is our man, cousin helpful here is gonna tip him off faster than you can say aiding and abeting
7:37 PM Oct 19th
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There was nothing of hers on board. Just a tube of lipstick, but it looked more like his shade.
3:01 PM Oct 4th
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Stabler, after shooting a hole in a suspect's inflatable getaway raft: "Now get over here, or the next one deflates your head!"
2:58 PM Oct 4th
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Greeting a sweatshop owner in a full leg cast, Briscoe: "Oh look John, the latest in menswear!"
3:43 PM Sep 20th
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All this evidence kind of takes the fun out of it
12:07 PM Sep 20th
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Briscoe: "If we time it right, we might catch the Knicks against Philly." Munch: "I see enough criminals at work"
9:50 AM Sep 20th
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Defense attorney: "Casey and I go way back." ADA Novak: "Wall street. Most of his clients just screw employees out of pension plans."
9:24 PM Sep 16th
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Stabler: "DNA convictions start hitting the news, you start covering your tracks." Benson: "And your Johnson!"
9:20 PM Sep 16th
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"She was determined to better herself. Always checking out self help books." "Like what, cashing on on your inner child?"
9:13 PM Sep 16th
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Suspect: Bite marks! I should be in the hospital getting checked for rabies! Benson: I seriously doubt you gave the dog rabies.
8:13 AM Sep 13th
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"Our clientele don't have nicknames detectives, they have initials after their names. MD, JD." "And they all come here to see the double Ds"
8:31 AM Sep 6th
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"ID?" "Not on the body, no wallet, no money." "I've heard that song before. No hits, no runs, no errors."
7:16 AM Sep 6th
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"After a certain age there are two things a guy doesn't want to screw up." "Uh, his golf swing and the remote control."
9:51 PM Aug 30th
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"Viagra-that stuff's as safe as oysters right?" "Speediest approval in FDA history. Those old farts couldn't wait to get their hands on it."
9:48 PM Aug 30th
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"What are you going to do, stop the march of science?" "No-it's the march of stupidity I'm talking about."
6:02 AM Aug 30th
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Looks like you two were thanking each other's brains out.
10:09 PM Aug 26th
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Four years overseas chasing terrorists-now I'm the pants police.
7:59 AM Aug 26th
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