Profile_bird

Hey there! lauura_ is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving lauura_'s tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

lauura_

  1. me: "Dad, want some apple cider?" dad: (blank stare) me: "I'm putting rum in it" Dad: "yes, yes I do" 7:38 PM Nov 24th from web
  2. just saw a sign on a car that said "WALKER, Texas Lawyer" lol 1:48 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Going to get a massage... :) 10:45 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  4. Dear @Sephora, All I want for the holidays this year is Peter Thomas Roth Un-Wrinkle Night. #SephoraClaus 1:49 PM Nov 18th from Sephora Claus
  5. I have found the Robbies of Houston 6:21 PM Oct 30th from Twitterrific
  6. Crappy day + homemade apple cinnimon muffins = less crappy day 11:14 AM Oct 27th from Twitterrific
  7. I need to find a coffee shop w/o free WiFi, need the temptation to procrastinate with random internet browsing gone!! 11:59 AM Oct 20th from web
  8. So light in bedroom doesn't work, whatever, I'll deal with it in the morning... Ceiling fan and phone charger not working either, crap. 9:34 PM Sep 27th from Twitterrific
  9. I feel bad for Gadhafi, he's a horrible public speaker and he definitely needs a speech writer. Also, put down that battered UN Charter!! 8:12 AM Sep 23rd from web
  10. Me: you have two options saturday night Dad:? Me: you can stay home alone or you can come to a ballet with me Dad: I'll stay with the dog 3:11 PM Sep 20th from Twitterrific
  11. tired of feeling sick and gross... going to bed and NOT setting an alarm 7:38 PM Sep 18th from web
  12. I have a mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot... I give up 3:33 PM Jul 19th from Twitterrific
  13. Mallory square in Key West, FL http://loopt.us/DZgGYA.t 4:57 PM Jul 11th from Loopt
  14. On the way to key west... in Florida City, FL http://loopt.us/IlIaKg.t 5:44 AM Jul 11th from Loopt
  15. Going to see The Hangover... Hope its as funny as everyone says it is 6:11 PM Jun 20th from TinyTwitter
  16. Lady Gaga is following me on twitter... weird... 7:24 PM Jun 18th from web
  17. Is it just me or does texting while walking a dog on rollerblades seem like a very bad idea? 3:03 PM Jun 18th from TinyTwitter
  18. hey! destructo kitty, you knock over my water again tonight & tomorrow you're sleeping in the kennel with the puppy... he likes to cuddle... 9:37 PM Jun 14th from web
  19. what I say five hundred thousand time a day: "CHARLIE!...not for puppy" while grabbing something out of his mouth 9:16 AM Jun 12th from web
  20. the four month old puppy headbutted me in the nose...it hurts!!! 9:51 PM Jun 11th from web