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"Wax on. Keep waxing. Wax some more. Okay, now wax off." #1stdraftmovielines31 minutes ago from web
"I am Spartacuth!" #1stdraftmovielines41 minutes ago from web
AGENT OBVIOUS TIP OF THE DAY: If publishers knew everything, all of their books would be hits. Authors should not be afraid to speak up.about 1 hour ago from web
"May the sparkly good fairies be with you." #1stdraftmovielines (thanks @jonathancoulton)about 1 hour ago from web
Hello to everyone who is SECRETLY following me. (You know who you are... Come on! Join in the conversation....)about 2 hours ago from web
@Janet_Reid Well, don't do that again. You scared the crap out of me!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Janet_Reid
Great info for authors at http://yodiwan.wordpress.com/ Big thanks to @yodiwanabout 7 hours ago from web
Love this. RT @mariaschneider @copyblogger How To Be 20% Funnier Than You Really Are http://bit.ly/mIwJaabout 9 hours ago from web
I've known all along! RT @jimcourier humorous/good op-ed piece on Fed+Andy R/M in today's nytimes. enjoy http://bit.ly/3zlO0about 10 hours ago from web
Woke at 4:00 AM and saw the grim reaper standing in front of my closet. That can't be good.about 11 hours ago from web
AGENT OBVIOUS TIP OF THE DAY: Check the category the publisher assigns. Not all categories are created equal. You might need 2.2:55 PM Jul 8th from web
Detached deer antlers are protected? Piling rocks is illegal? PT @swansburg Come on, people. Stop stealing Maine's rocks. http://tr.im/rrap12:12 PM Jul 8th from web
PT @hoffmanpaul Less than 90 minutes to go to 12:34:56 07/08/09. This could have consequences as catastrophic as turning on the LHC.8:02 AM Jul 8th from web
AGENT OBVIOUS TIP OF THE DAY: In a memoir, there is never a need to say, "I remember..."7:48 PM Jul 7th from web
Absolutely dazzling! RT @lindaleaming My Buddhist thanka painting husband made a blog: http://www.phurbanamgay.com/6:58 AM Jul 7th from web
"Russell is catching fireflies" sounds pretty cute until I tell you that Russell is a 10-month-old puppy. Dogs will eat anything.7:05 PM Jul 6th from web
AGENT OBVIOUS TIP OF THE DAY: The title and the author's name should be easily readable on the front and spine.4:35 PM Jul 6th from web
@bsbnyc "That's not it. Bring me the hydrospanner!"4:34 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to bsbnyc
Hard drive problems. May be offline for a while. Watch the Ivanisevic/Rafter 2001 recap. A great @wimbledon moment http://bit.ly/moSQw6:27 AM Jul 6th from web
@cuttingforstone No wonder it seems so perfect! And yes, it's a match I won't forget.8:56 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific in reply to cuttingforstone

Name Laurie Abkemeier
Location New Jersey, but NYC has my #
Web http://www.abkeme...
Bio literary agent, home of the AGENT OBVIOUS TIP OF THE DAY, I follow publishing and funny, BTF (Bring the Funny)