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  1. Who has two thumbs, a swollen wrist and just got stung by a bee in October. This girl. http://twitpic.com/kj0tv
  2. Likes to think of the streaks of dog drool that line her car windows as "racing stripes."
  3. Harrisburg for the day.
  4. @hellabitz What are your favorite apps?
  5. @meremerepie I like to model my made up songs after R. Kelly's Trapped in a Closet epic. He's the Virginia Woolf of R&B.
  6. Thinks that producers need to stop casting Ludacris in movies. For real, for real. I'm washed up. Why not make me an action star?
  7. @hellabitz it's uhhhh-mazing
  8. @JablesB it's rocking my world
  9. is in iPhone heaven.
  10. recovering from last nights fishing adventure and watching Halloween 3: Season of the Witch....and maybe some Dexter
  11. is off to the pool.
  12. Meehan drops out of the guv's race and vows to back Meehan.
  13. @itsonlyzach Who did you use?
  14. CSPAN is the new Ambien. Side effects may include: sleep walking, unexplained weight gain, night terrors.
  15. is obsessed with the new single from #muse #uprising
  16. Is not feeling "energized" by her grapefruit and lemon grass scenyed deordorant. She is suddenly craving sorbet.
  17. @ndigiulio Jealous! They better win!
  18. Waiting on my breakfast party at marathon. Coffee makes my world go round.
  19. Moral of the story: if you want to look skinny, surround yourself with obese chocolate labradors.
  20. "Rufus has started to pack it on ever since I got him snipped. He's getting fatter, so it makes Reid look smaller." (Continued).