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  1. RT @grantimahara: Can you shoot a gun out of someone's hand? Could you jump a bus over a gap like in Speed? Find out tonight! NEW #Mythb ... about 8 hours ago from web
  2. I approve of this, and I think it means my Southern is showing. http://bit.ly/6aRME3 about 9 hours ago from web
  3. Here begins four straight days of working at the crack of dawn. *Yawn* about 14 hours ago from web
  4. Hooray! Nelson/Hatch Amendment has been tabled 54-45. It's not over 'til it hits the Oval Office, but still VERY good news. 2:46 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. @crafting_change Seriously, if I have to pay for unjust killings in Iraq and Afghanistan, anti-choice Republicans can STFU about abortions. 9:21 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to crafting_change
  6. I e-mailed my senators to #StopNelson today. Did you? 8:08 AM Dec 8th from web
  7. We should really just term 2009 "The Year of Protesting" and be done with it. Best protest signs of 2009, via buzzfeed: http://bit.ly/5oapwd 7:49 PM Dec 7th from web
  8. RT @crafting_change: Inpiring: Women challenge Irish abortion law in EU court http://bit.ly/8orkIA Claim: abortion ban violates EU Conve ... 12:01 PM Dec 7th from web
  9. Unenthusiastic about my insane work schedule for this week. #thisiswhyihatetheholidays 12:00 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. Six months? How'd THAT happen? o.O 8:31 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. The #BestBuy holiday commercial annoys me. "Vacantly" fits the meter and meaning better than "frozenly," which I'm not even sure is a word. 10:15 AM Dec 6th from web
  12. Photobombing my #ravelry account with new project pics. #LSG 8:08 AM Dec 6th from web
  13. Crazy excited about the Dinosaur special on the Discovery Channel tonight. Yes, I am five years old. 7:18 AM Dec 6th from web
  14. The funniest thing of today: Slate's "Write Like Sarah Palin" contest results. http://www.slate.com/id/2237261/ 5:54 AM Dec 6th from web
  15. Deciding to root for 'Bama or Florida was like selecting Edward or Jacob: Which creepy asshole do I want to be stuck with forever? 5:27 PM Dec 5th from web
  16. Today is brought ti you by the following semi-meaningless symbols: >.< which stand for the expression I've been wearing all night. 7:30 AM Dec 5th from web
  17. @ElizaDushku Dollhouse: Blown away. Can't wait 'til next week! 7:03 PM Dec 4th from web
  18. @beth825 annnnnd now that totally creepyfying song is stuck in my head. I hope you're happy. 4:36 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to beth825
  19. @MsFeasance Only a little. :) 3:38 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to MsFeasance
  20. Wine tastes like relief. Such a long, stupid week. Can't wait for the new #Dollhouse episode though! 2:40 PM Dec 4th from web
  • Name Lauren
  • Location Bristol, VA
  • Bio I calculated the odds of this succeeding vs. the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead and did it anyway. -MST3K
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