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  1. Even tho @alexgetchell & I were covered in dog blood & I burned the chicken, our dinner party with Dayvid Figler & Carrie Kaplan was lovely.about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. http://twitpic.com/oybea - Bones filled with peanut butter make everything betterabout 11 hours ago from TwitPic
  3. @diana_rhodes @justjenn Puppies are hard. 100 lb puppies are JERKS.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to diana_rhodes
  4. @madisonyoung VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS. You can stay in my guest room!about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to madisonyoung
  5. Huck put his paw thru the living room window & has a small, very bleedy cut. Alex is fetching bandages as we speak, & I'm cleaning up blood.about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. I am covered in dog blood. Huck is a retard. These two things are related. (He's fine, but I may kill him)about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. Having to reign myself in from student-destroying. It's bad form to rip their little heads off, yeah? How about if I just bite their faces?about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @hotdoghater I think that's a lovely chair. You'd recover the cushions, yeah?about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to hotdoghater
  9. @kellysue I still say "grost beast" and "merfmaid" like my sister did when she was little.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @kathrynimmonen I missed the day of, but stlll! Happy Birthday!about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kathrynimmonen
  11. Yay for Rogue Wave songs in the Up In The Air trailer!12:03 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  12. The go-go dancers at Planet Hollywood are kinda bitchy & over it. Color me shocked.8:14 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  13. http://twitpic.com/ouag9 - I'm entertained by the company my City Life cover is keeping7:00 PM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  14. Just got kicked out of the stripper store by a freaked out queen with 80s frosted hair. Kinda hilarious.4:16 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  15. To @JohnEnsign: Please pass health insurance reform this year http://bit.ly/r2eoE #hc09 #NV #891043:20 PM Nov 8th from web
  16. @S___Elliott First thing - go into the kitchen & hide the knives.2:42 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to S___Elliott
  17. @S___Elliott Have you slept with anyone at the home? I'm just saying...2:32 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to S___Elliott
  18. @LenNWallace I am SO WITH YOU on that. I tell students that I will lower their grade if they email me in txt speak.12:52 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to LenNWallace
  19. RT @mollycrabapple: Most hilarious reinaction of Scarlett O'Herring / Amber Ray catfight ever (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2RO4)12:51 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  20. Stayed up late, now cleaning & getting ready for classes. I have to shoot video of Vegas tonight - anyone want to drive around w/me?12:45 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck