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  1. Bar crawls are great because you can get in about six hours of drinking and still be in bed by 9:00
  2. Wearing head to toe fucshia polyester. Nummy.
  3. @mattprice12 However, on Top Chef they would like that for being a "deconstructed" take on Hershey w/Almonds
  4. @mattsey YES, they need to be everywhere
  5. @kelbott friends first
  6. @AndieIS Congrats, lawyerpants
  7. @mokemorgan Ooh, a full one?? I'd better look that up
  8. @ayoitsjordan Ha! It's so good! I love when he's dreamin about the bone!
  9. I love that commercial with the dog who is so worried about his bone
  10. @I_Amanda_I Raccoons, goats, snakes, goldfish that have been allowed to get really big
  11. Pancake is exhausted from two days of playing with Riley and terrorizing Carolyn and Cassie
  12. @mattprice12 @I_Amanda_I @Phylan @kelbott Thanks, guys
  13. Lost my aunt to cancer today. Very funny, smart woman. I will miss her a lot.
  14. One of the things i love about my dog is that he has the same coloring as a Triscuit
  15. @mathewbrown Agree that 650-lb. virgin show was a letdown. That guy was inhumanly awkward
  16. @kelbott I'm pretty sure you'll figure out to do with your extra candy
  17. Alert: Hocus Pocus in on ABC Family right now
  18. This hockey announcer is Canadian to the point of not even being understandable
  19. @Phylan Get really into the Winter Olympics maybe #thingsphylancandoafterbaseball
  20. @Phylan Seven games and then Phylan's Twitter account goes completely dormant #WSprediction