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"sorry, but you have to sleep on trash." --kelly, said while folding out her futonabout 18 hours agofrom txt
I totally just lived out that commercial where the guy can't hear his boss because he is chewing too loud7:15 AM Jul 10thfrom TwitterFox
We decided to put the birdie back in the nest. He seemed too pathetic to survive otherwise. Was trying to crawl under the cement patio.5:18 PM Jul 9thfrom txt
There is a little bebbeh bird in my yard that fell out of his nest! Is he going to die? Is there any way i can help him? He is so sad!3:22 PM Jul 9thfrom txt
If my Spam folder is to be believed, then I sent myself an e-mail with a subject of "You need to see this butt"1:23 PM Jul 9thfrom TwitterFox
One sign that I am not so much a morning person is that I do not turn on the lights in my office until I am coming back from lunch7:22 AM Jul 9thfrom TwitterFox
I was really proud of all the new skills I learned on vacay until I realized that at work I have no practical application for the Stanky Leg1:41 PM Jul 8thfrom TwitterFox
Just read 200 emails & took pancake to sniff every telephone pole in the neighbrhd. Now we are both caught up on the events of the past week6:29 PM Jul 5thfrom txt
The good thing about tiny planes is that they are quick to board. The bad thing is that they are semi-terrifying1:46 PM Jul 4thfrom txt
