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  1. @skufish @averysmallcow I like 'I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm'. Short, more about winter, not sexualizing Santa Claus.
  2. He being Bruce Springsteen, of course.
  3. That live version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town they play on the radio? He sounds drunk. 2nd worst X-mas song, next to Christmas Shoes.
  4. I am falling asleep. This is NOT good.
  5. My brain is all fuzzy. I can't concentrate. I feel all half asleep n floaty.
  6. http://twitpic.com/ukk1f holy lol, Lost season 5 SE at costco comes with a VHS TAPE
  7. @jarphabib omg we can catch santa :3
  8. ._. Hello cat on keyboard RT @JBsCresties jBdzj!zö&&+555n?21
  9. Things not to put in the subject line on your resignation email for your business contacts, "FWD: Does this sound right?"
  10. RT: @2995: If you haven't heard Patton Oswalt's rant about the song Christmas Shoes, it's time to get on that. NSFW! http://bit.ly/53dOwy
  11. Ever since we realized Saturday that I am Fozzie Bear, I can't help noticing myself doing Fozziesque things. My EHHHH is Fozzie's AAAHH!
  12. @Enderwastaken oh YEAH, I forgot you decided to tear shit apart for christmas. Awesome.
  13. Wanna eat that burger. RT: @2995: Always is. RT @Hubcap_Grill: A beautiful day for a Hubcap burger
  14. Woah, okay, company made up for it by sending another toy 2nd day air to Spokane. I just need to return mine when I get it. Yaaay!
  15. Stupid website sent my brother's toy to me, when I clearly marked the ship to address as Spokane. Fffff.
  16. this sore throat won't be interruptin'. BAM. 2009. THROAT-A-CAUST. woooooord
  17. @skufish I'm pretty much sick and it so ain't cool, blamin' squeaky Jarp that java swingin' fool, but the good thing is my week is abrupt n'
  18. AWWW YEAH. @skufish and LAUREN. 2009. SORE THROAT-A-THON.
  19. @coryaw It helps that I was in River Oaks. That's where a lot of the oil money lives.
  20. http://twitpic.com/ugh7m inwood and river oaks blvd. Cell phone camera does not do this lighted entry way justice.