laurenkitsune
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@ Awwww, then you're REALLY not gonna want this one. What's your address?!
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to MichaelStamps
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I wonder why I send 50 Christmas cards out a year...I've gotten 2. One was from my doctor. FML?
about 17 hours ago
from web
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@ Ok, I have to add you because I was thisclose to tweeting an Air Bender joke in the theater, but the lights dimmed, and I forgot.
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to dcorsetto
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@ What about "unobtanium"? At least make up a word, buddy!
about 19 hours ago
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@ Dude. Just go to 8 oz. on Melrose. You'll thank me later. (Get the short rib grilled cheese or build a western burger)
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to krisstraub
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RT @: avatar's subtitles are papyrus? it's for titling, not copy. it's like accidentally CGIing everyone's faces upside down
about 24 hours ago
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@ Hey, so...I work for Angelo at dA. Could I trouble you for an updated email address? I am getting Mailer Daemon fails. :)
11:14 AM Dec 21st
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Donated "Little Mermaid" & "X-Men Origins" to Vandy Children's Hospital! What's xmas without mutant mermaids w/ adamantium fins? @
6:01 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: As someone who was present at the incident of Big Tree, I thought James Cameron did a very tasteful job of paying tribut
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11:06 PM Dec 19th
from web
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Ugh, almost made it a week without the Dexter spoiler. Ah, well. Thanks, internet.
9:16 PM Dec 19th
from web
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Sometimes a day can be so crappy that having a Wendy's cheeseburger with a glass of wine seems totally appropriate.
7:55 PM Dec 19th
from mobile web
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Boy, it is NOT a good month for athletes who get into fights with their significant others, is it?
3:44 PM Dec 17th
from web
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@ Gah! Descriptor! Descriptor!
2:41 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to UvulaBob
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@ Whoa. Dude. My 2003 Honda CR-V just crossed 80,000 yesterday. Weird. (Also: I win!)
2:40 PM Dec 17th
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in reply to tombrazelton
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I have to love a job where my to-do list includes the word "fucking." And it's not my own. It's a message I have to relay.
10:52 AM Dec 16th
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Dear Airline Industry, Would you like a bucket of money, or should I just throw it all out the window? <3 Lauren
2:11 PM Dec 15th
from web
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New blog entry!: Ninja Turtle Jury Duty, Part 1
6:06 PM Dec 14th
from Twitpress
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Dear Ceridian/COBRA insurance, I hope you have to watch your children die. <3 Lauren
11:28 AM Dec 11th
from web
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Tell me the charter bus home did NOT just stop at a liquor store for more beer. Some people look a gift Open Bar in the mouth.
11:01 PM Dec 10th
from mobile web
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In the ocean, no one can hear you committing noise violations. Poseidon, look at me!
10:23 PM Dec 10th
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