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  1. @MichaelStamps Awwww, then you're REALLY not gonna want this one. What's your address?!
  2. I wonder why I send 50 Christmas cards out a year...I've gotten 2. One was from my doctor. FML?
  3. @dcorsetto Ok, I have to add you because I was thisclose to tweeting an Air Bender joke in the theater, but the lights dimmed, and I forgot.
  4. @dcorsetto What about "unobtanium"? At least make up a word, buddy!
  5. @krisstraub Dude. Just go to 8 oz. on Melrose. You'll thank me later. (Get the short rib grilled cheese or build a western burger)
  6. RT @krisstraub: avatar's subtitles are papyrus? it's for titling, not copy. it's like accidentally CGIing everyone's faces upside down
  7. @herf Hey, so...I work for Angelo at dA. Could I trouble you for an updated email address? I am getting Mailer Daemon fails. :)
  8. Donated "Little Mermaid" & "X-Men Origins" to Vandy Children's Hospital! What's xmas without mutant mermaids w/ adamantium fins? @CPCharity
  9. RT @paulscheer: As someone who was present at the incident of Big Tree, I thought James Cameron did a very tasteful job of paying tribut ...
  10. Ugh, almost made it a week without the Dexter spoiler. Ah, well. Thanks, internet.
  11. Sometimes a day can be so crappy that having a Wendy's cheeseburger with a glass of wine seems totally appropriate.
  12. Boy, it is NOT a good month for athletes who get into fights with their significant others, is it?
  13. @UvulaBob Gah! Descriptor! Descriptor!
  14. @tombrazelton Whoa. Dude. My 2003 Honda CR-V just crossed 80,000 yesterday. Weird. (Also: I win!)
  15. I have to love a job where my to-do list includes the word "fucking." And it's not my own. It's a message I have to relay.
  16. Dear Airline Industry, Would you like a bucket of money, or should I just throw it all out the window? <3 Lauren
  17. New blog entry!: Ninja Turtle Jury Duty, Part 1 http://honeybeemanor.com/?p=868
  18. Dear Ceridian/COBRA insurance, I hope you have to watch your children die. <3 Lauren
  19. Tell me the charter bus home did NOT just stop at a liquor store for more beer. Some people look a gift Open Bar in the mouth.
  20. In the ocean, no one can hear you committing noise violations. Poseidon, look at me!