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  1. @ChubberCheekers I neglected to fill my humidifier 2 nights ago and my throat is still raspy. Yuck!
  2. Tomorrow my maternity leave starts. Baby better come soon or I'm going back to work on Wednesday ... and that would NOT make me very happy.
  3. Once again, sono confirms that baby's head is dropped in to my pelvis and planted firmly against my cervix. Open up cervix, and let him out!
  4. I have more baby clothes than I know what to do with!!!!! (admittedly, not the worst problem one could have.)
  5. Pregnant + bored + pay day + husband gone til after noon ... This could be a bad combination.
  6. And ... cue the 4am inability to fall back asleep. THIS is why I go to bed at 8-9pm people. It's calked "thinking ahead."
  7. @ChubberCheekers I would if it wouldn't eat in to my time with the baby once he's here (and it will). Ugh. I'll suck it up like a big girl.
  8. I'm 37 weeks pregnant with a 39 week baby. My belly is gigantic. I'm tired. I don't want to work anymore... I just want to sit and whine.
  9. Wasn't as ambitious as last year but still got my Black Friday shop on this morning.
  10. Making delicious pumpkin cheesecake for Thanksgiving!!!
  11. I forgot how much I LOVE Multigrain Cheerios. Just has a bowl and,man, that shit's good!
  12. Wanted: Lauren Traynor, mass murderer. Yup... Bought mouse poison AND bug killer at Home Depot today. I am a bad person.
  13. Just scored a 26-disc set of Baby Einstein videos for $35 bucks. Holla!
  14. @ChubberCheekers no fair! You get to have MY Saturday night!
  15. Came to work today to find that there was a need for both a post-it and an email on the topic of the vending not taking half-dollar coins...
  16. Props to Sammy for not puking or having diarrhea on the floor today!
  17. Every day my job annoys me a little more than the last. Today I spent a few minutes crying my my car about it because I'm a hormonal mess.
  18. This day is stressing me out. :0(
  19. @ChubberCheekers Glad you had a good time!!!
  20. Can't we all just keep it real???