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  1. @DanRebellato Apparently Rev. Bayes made that mistake all the time.
  2. @WGallagher Hee hee. Had my own dentist entertainment on Tuesday; patient before me had locked jaw, so I went home.
  3. @DanRebellato Oh, what are you like? It's sooooooo simple.
  4. @ArmyofDave Or Frederick Forsyth. He'd be a right giggle.
  5. Right. That's it. I can Twitter no more, even though my Twitter holiday is over. I am slightly poorly and lack funnies.
  6. #ff @wgallagher because of the dentist scene
  7. #ff @zerooneonezero because your socks need scaring off and this is where it begins
  8. #ff @laragreenway because she is a busy busy bee
  9. #ff @andrewtibbs - love and kisses from Joan
  10. #ff @bubblybex cos she's worth it.
  11. RT @jasonarnopp #FollowFriday @bubblybex, a writer with cancer, who's raising money for Cancer Research here: http://bit.ly/JZvzU Pls RT
  12. The One Day Script Challenge. http://is.gd/4QKgx (yes, Laurence is on a Twitter holiday, this message was sent by Joan, his secretary)
  13. The word for Dan Hall's 0110 diary entry is 'disquieting': http://is.gd/4QSM1 #0110 (temporary twitter holiday suspension)
  14. Hello darlings. I've booked myself a Twitter Minibreak. Four days and nights off twitter. See you Friday. DM me in murgencies. KTHXBAI.
  15. @JasonArnopp And yet you paused to tweet...
  16. That's it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname.
  17. Just started another script just to make sure I've got something in progress before bedtime. It's made me grin already, so must be half good
  18. @WGallagher Your life is complete. Well, this evening at least.
  19. @WGallagher Okay, you made me laff. What kind of behaviour is that when I'm sat here in my bare scuddies at 1 to 1?
  20. @charltonbrooker Wanking in a bunker? Is that a euphemism for something?