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  1. @DanRebellato Apparently Rev. Bayes made that mistake all the time. 10:40 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to DanRebellato
  2. @WGallagher Hee hee. Had my own dentist entertainment on Tuesday; patient before me had locked jaw, so I went home. 9:19 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to WGallagher
  3. @DanRebellato Oh, what are you like? It's sooooooo simple. 9:14 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to DanRebellato
  4. @ArmyofDave Or Frederick Forsyth. He'd be a right giggle. 9:12 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to ArmyofDave
  5. Right. That's it. I can Twitter no more, even though my Twitter holiday is over. I am slightly poorly and lack funnies. 9:10 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. #ff @wgallagher because of the dentist scene 9:09 AM Nov 13th from web
  7. #ff @zerooneonezero because your socks need scaring off and this is where it begins 9:08 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. #ff @laragreenway because she is a busy busy bee 9:08 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. #ff @andrewtibbs - love and kisses from Joan 9:07 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. #ff @bubblybex cos she's worth it. 9:07 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. RT @jasonarnopp #FollowFriday @bubblybex, a writer with cancer, who's raising money for Cancer Research here: http://bit.ly/JZvzU Pls RT 1:59 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. The One Day Script Challenge. http://is.gd/4QKgx (yes, Laurence is on a Twitter holiday, this message was sent by Joan, his secretary) 6:41 AM Nov 9th from web
  13. The word for Dan Hall's 0110 diary entry is 'disquieting': http://is.gd/4QSM1 #0110 (temporary twitter holiday suspension) 5:16 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. Hello darlings. I've booked myself a Twitter Minibreak. Four days and nights off twitter. See you Friday. DM me in murgencies. KTHXBAI. 1:00 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. @JasonArnopp And yet you paused to tweet... 12:58 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to JasonArnopp
  16. That's it. Game over. To sleep. Perchance to whassname. 5:16 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. Just started another script just to make sure I've got something in progress before bedtime. It's made me grin already, so must be half good 5:15 PM Nov 7th from web
  18. @WGallagher Your life is complete. Well, this evening at least. 5:12 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to WGallagher
  19. @WGallagher Okay, you made me laff. What kind of behaviour is that when I'm sat here in my bare scuddies at 1 to 1? 4:59 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to WGallagher
  20. @charltonbrooker Wanking in a bunker? Is that a euphemism for something? 4:58 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to charltonbrooker