laurenbeukes
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@ it cannot be worse than the Twilight inspired sparkly vibrator (or worse, the vampire mouth fleshlight)
half a minute ago
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in reply to charlesatan
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@ I know. I felt the same way. So much promise, didn't really deliver. *sigh*
1 minute ago
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in reply to LeeAHarris
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@ at least the ones who aren't raving coke fiends. Daisy de Melke count?
5 minutes ago
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in reply to aligno
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Don't bother Googling vampire bukkake. I made it up. (not nearly as cool as @' godzilla bukkake though in Crooked Little Vein)
6 minutes ago
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Editor's snappy comeback: "p.s. Robert and I have a large collection of bukkake DVDs ... It was the vampire bukkake genre I had to google!"
7 minutes ago
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@ what kind of dodgy crimes?
15 minutes ago
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in reply to aligno
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@ will find out for you
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to NicolaGeorge
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Re: attempted kidnapping. It was in the morning, she got away when a passerby walking his dog stopped to help.
about 1 hour ago
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@ who are they doing the cartoon series with?
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to SmithInAfrica
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A young woman I work with was nearly abducted outside her house in gardens on Saturday. 3 men tried to force her into her car. Be careful
about 1 hour ago
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@ and @'s neighbour was shot. You guys live in same neighbourhood? Or was it a bad night last night.
about 1 hour ago
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@ It was an amusing anecdote. This isn't my fault *wondering if there's any way to get referral commission from jap pawn sites)
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to mattduplessis
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@ It's like the CNN beheading by terrorists video. Some things I don't want to see. Can't be unseen, as you said.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to harrymarkov
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@ But it was a great scene in the story (really just an icky metaphor for blood splattering heroine in the face)
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to pfangirl
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@ Wouldn't know, haven't looked. Like to avoid that stuff. Just nasty
about 1 hour ago
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@ I had the opportunity once to go behind the scenes on a gonzo pawn - would have been a great story as a journo Couldn't face it
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to harrymarkov
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Okay, look, I TOLD you NOT to Google it. I have no sympathy.
about 1 hour ago
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@ Oh, you're cruising for a bruising as dodgy lads I know might say. "Ladies" shouldn't be familiar with weird fetish p0rn terms?
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to harrymarkov
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out
about 2 hours ago
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Okay, all you smartarse bastards retweeting the "please DO NOT google bukkake" to your followers, cut it ou.
about 2 hours ago
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- Name Lauren Beukes
- Location south africa
- Web http://www.moxyla...
- Bio writer (aka glorified typist) of novels, including Moxyland, short stories, screenplays and magazine articles
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