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  1. last night hung out with my secret girlcrush -- @maura, not @cedotal. about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. NY STATE SENATE VOTING ON MARRIAGE EQUALITY TODAY... jfc new york get this right or i will shank everyone ever. about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. why i'm awesome: got to work an hour early for a conference call... why i suck: that i forgot to put on my boss's schedule -- AGAIN. *cries* about 10 hours ago from web
  4. yo @blurintofocus -- where you at, boo?? about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. trivia night is not the night to wear eyeliner #mylifeisawaste about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. kitchen trash: spilled over self while putting out; thanksgiving sausage: forgot in fridge....fuck yes, i will be taking a cab. 5:58 AM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  7. @adamcmurphy i take it by yr tweets that you were not thrown into a berlin jail for denying the holocaust? 12:21 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to adamcmurphy
  8. just walked straight into a rihanna concert by accident...ohhh, this city. 5:58 AM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
  9. either way, gayest day ever!! 3:25 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  10. dear rufus wainwright, were you just strolling in front of my office for kicks, or are you gueststarring in ugly betty whcih is taping here? 2:22 PM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  11. @on_reserve http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7z-gj5ExB0 this is the only one i've seen! 9:21 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to on_reserve
  12. wow. i think adam lambert just invented a new meme -- because he clearly DICKROLLED america tonight. amirite amirite. 8:49 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. RT @michcoll Well, Adam Lambert is the #1 trend topic on Twitter right now. And all it took was a little light bj'ing on ABC. Take notes. 8:18 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. i sort of hope this younger woman and older man are fucking, so i can scorn them for being creepy AND talking in the quiet car on the train. 6:19 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  15. ....& i missed the train. ffuuuuck. 5:46 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  16. so @cedotal & i have figured out the moral of 'heart of darkness': if it happens in africa, it doesn't make you gay. 3:43 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  17. no matter how much yale sucks ... FUCK HARVARD. 12:06 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  18. you'd think i wouldn't need a field full of yalies to remember i didn't like yale....you would be wrong. #ohthatswhy 10:18 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  19. you'd think i wouldn't need a field full of yalies to remember why i didn't like yale....you would be wrong. #ohthatswhy 10:17 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  20. the skanktuary!! http://pic.gd/0b444 8:51 AM Nov 21st from UberTwitter