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  1. @ColleenLindsay Sigh... why does *everyone* turn out to be an anti0Semite?
  2. I HATE cancer. Furthermore, I'd like to write a book with a character named "Cancer" who gets run over by a carload of fun-lovin breasts.
  3. @ColleenLindsay So I can depend on you to help me whip @sprineas with some red vines and Twizzlers? Cool!
  4. @literaticat Back to your Magic Treehouse, Captain Underpants.
  5. @thereadingzone @@realjohngreen I'm pretty sure Dumbledore wouldn't waste his night staring at Twitter (like me).
  6. There is NO SUCH THING as red licorice. There are red "candy laces" & "vines" & chewy red bites. But licorice is a FLAVOR, @sprineas!!!!
  7. @SPrineas Yes, that is the thing we can argue about when next we meet. BLACK LICORICE IS ALL THERE IS!!!!
  8. Just submitted something to Divine Caroline for the first time. Will I regret that?
  9. @AliceTasman Nrm... we can't get them here. <shakes fist at Atlanta!>
  10. I am waiting for some carolers to stop beneath my window and sing, "Like Silver Lamps."
  11. I wonder if you know that the word "bloviate" was popularized by President Harding? Still, I don't like it. It does not sound "real" to me.
  12. @Gwenda That's my girl.
  13. @saraivry Ooh! Katharine!
  14. @Gwenda YAY!!!!!!!!! Oh, man. Such a big evening. Hope you have some white wine chilling. That's the drink of ending, IMHO.
  15. @jewcy For grownups, I presume? Read American Rust. It's pretty amazing. Though if you happen to be 8 years old, my new book is good. :)
  16. @jfo_in_dc Oh, yeah. We do that. Add a multigrain frozen waffle and you're golden.
  17. I love Goldenberg's Peanut Chews. What's your favorite candy?
  18. "Down with hatred, especially the hatred of whatever you particularly respect and like. Up with sacred cows, whichever ones you prefer!"
  19. Must... be... likable.... "Come over, everyone, I'm rolling around naked in kittens and fudge. There's free beer and pizza. I'm a LOLCAT!"
  20. @CollinKelley I really really like Harry, funnily enough. I think Rowling is a genius. But c'mon...