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  1. Here's hoping I live to regret this cafetorium taco platter.
  2. Hugged a Jew yesterday. Rescued $100 of Rx drugs from the Dumpster this morning. Wrote an avg of 1426 wds/wk in November. Now TV & coffee xo
  3. I'm amazed at how often I have to say "fuck off" at work. 3x in the last 5 mins. Also, 200 words written since Wednesday w/o swears!
  4. 254 wds - Thought for the day: Moss, holding burning fire extinguisher - "I'll just put it here, with the rest of the fire" -- The IT Crowd
  5. 184 words. Today, I'm bitter + ironic = bironic. Which is a superpower, per John Rudden. So I got that going for me.
  6. 312 words. I hope this is boring you, internets. The more boring, the more done I am. I'm like Elvis Costello - every day I write the book!
  7. 283 words. Working a frakking release tonight, so I'm gonna miss the Open Full Moon. Girls in the office asked me to go to Rob Zombie, too!
  8. 246 words. WAY too many people in the office at 8. Is this normal? Do I need to come in at 7:30?!?!
  9. Whole Foods hummus wrap surprisingly hummus-free. Also, wrote either 317 or 371 words this morning.
  10. 514 words. Surprised by how many people in the office before 8. Are they all writing novels? Also, reading Too Big to Fail. Not at work tho!
  11. Bright bold beautiful moon.
  12. 240 words despite annoying neighbors' frat party clean up. Lots of copy & paste to Spackle plot holes. FYI spl chk sez Spackle = proper noun
  13. Wow, sounds like a great party next door. Too bad they're not having it in a disco in Amsterdam's red light district where it belongs.
  14. Blessed Samhain, internets!
  15. Shoveled, walked the dog, swept off the car, scrubbed the bathroom. Now it's time for a nice long soak, then a drink and The IT Crowd.
  16. 400 words.
  17. Just finished shoveling the WHOLE Cheesman Townhouses sidewalk. Stupid midwest neighborliness gene! OTOH I feel I have earned my bugles
  18. 0 actual words but I am counting this as day 6 bc I found a folder I thought I lost & redid part of synopsis. Finished scene Mon! 15 to go!
  19. Finish-the-freaking-book plan Day 5: 321 wds. Also, cherry red shortie cowgirl boots are soothing my broken heart. As is Dolce & Gabbana EDP
  20. I, like Frederick Von Frankenstein, am attempting to accept my setbacks with quiet dignity and grace: http://ping.fm/rjXXj