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  1. Cooked salmon. Ate fudge. Been to Tesco. Boast boast boast. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Dead cat in the road this morning. Monty Cat looking a bit shifty. Suspect the two may be related. 11:37 AM Nov 27th from web
  3. If this week goes any slower, it'll be going backwards. If I wake up tomorrow and it's Monday, I'm going to be really pissed off. 1:38 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. New Plog up at http://www.laurasplog.blogs.... Feel bad about moaning about Virgin Media: I now know they're watching. Like Big Brother. 10:37 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Still only Tuesday? Really? Really really? Oh, for fuck's sake... 10:29 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. @violetcreme My cockles are thoroughly warmed! Thanks. 1:46 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to violetcreme
  7. Now have HD. Struggling to spot the difference between it and usual-D. 1:29 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Am about to do my first lot of ironing for over a year. Pray for me. 12:05 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. Just had an inappropriate experience with a vibrating chair in Harveys Furniture Store. 6:36 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. Results of friend survey re: fantasy celebrity lesbian experience. We are all agreed we'd do Sandra Bullock. Unanimous. 2:58 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. Beginning preparations for a dinner party. Taking bets on when the smoke alarm will go off. 9:52 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. Don't sit there! That's where my ex used to sit. If you sniff the seat and close your eyes, you can still smell her. #nottosayonfirstdate 7:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. @Scriblit RT I Kilt A Girl And I Liked It <-- What about Licence to Kilt? #scottishsongs 3:05 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Scriblit
  14. House is becoming somewhat tidy. Only somewhat, mind you. 2:38 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. This Tweet is brought to you today by Windows 7 and a new laptop. Swearing will no doubt follow in due course. 10:54 AM Nov 16th from web
  16. Freak cat is purring whilst I hack out large clumps of matted fur. He keeps rubbing up against the scissors appreciatively. 10:54 AM Nov 15th from web
  17. @violetcreme Xfiles con news? Tell all... 8:30 AM Nov 15th from web in reply to violetcreme
  18. Ikea again. Obviously. 3:42 AM Nov 15th from web
  19. Gridlock at Lakeside meant a) still no Ikea purchase and b) an impromptu 3D Christmas Carol. The Muppets' one made me cry more. 2:53 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. Doing the same as every weekend. Avoidance techniques for tidying. 5:21 AM Nov 14th from web
  • Name laurasplog
  • Location London
  • Web http://www.lauras...
  • Bio Plogger, retired stand-up, procrastinating novellist, city rat
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