lauralaw80
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@ Congrats on the first interview!!! That's GREAT news!
11:58 PM Nov 11th
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@ YES! Tons of bubble wrap. So much that it's all over the house and I keep stepping on it accidentally scaring myself! Kids LOVE
11:56 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to LaurieGood
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Kill me now. Drowning in hundreds of boxes and thousands and thousands of sheets of packing paper. They did a great job, bot holy crap!
6:08 PM Nov 11th
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Oh you've gotta be effin' kidding me. Border patrol stop # 3...
6:18 PM Nov 8th
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That is AWESOME! Good news for me! It's only 25 to 30 minutes away. You guys can come over to BBQ and hang out! I'm already excited!
5:07 PM Nov 8th
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...But not too far from taking swigs off my cough syrup w codeione bottle, which I own thx to my bronchitis, sinus infection, & pneumonia
5:00 PM Nov 8th
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Ok, I'm fine. Apparently, neither my bamboo nor the "growing mediums" were of concern to this guy. Still keeping it together...
4:59 PM Nov 8th
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OMFHell...made it five miles down the highway and we're at ANOTHER check. We have 200 miles to go. ThisClose to losing it...
4:57 PM Nov 8th
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up detained, it's over six vases of bamboo and my filthy mouth. But it'll technically be Matty's fault.
4:50 PM Nov 8th
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Thanks to him, my two year old just learned the phrase, "suck my a$$." Oops. Thought I said it under my breath. Matty sure didn't. If I end
4:48 PM Nov 8th
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...screaming kids, car full of stuff we didn't want movers to handle, I'm dying here, and he demands to see "the growing medium" 4 EACH one
4:47 PM Nov 8th
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Dbag border patrol agent just made Ed pull every single bamboo vase out of moving box for "agrucultural inspection." buried in back of Tahoe
4:45 PM Nov 8th
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...Heard "I wanna puck an am-inal!" from back seat. Oops. Then realized how messed up I am - my 1st thought? He got the lyrics wrong.
11:33 AM Oct 15th
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Molley sleeping in car seat. *thought* Matty was, too. Flipping thru XM, stopped on 9 Inch Nails' Closer. Reized Matty NOT sleeping when I..
11:29 AM Oct 15th
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OMHell, a million cars and border patrol stop has ONE f'ing lane open. About to lose my $hit. Why not? The kids did a long time ago!!
9:50 AM Oct 15th
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@ OMG, that is disgusting!!!!!!! I HATE spiders. Good thing you killed it. Can you imagine waking up with that in your bed???
1:39 PM Oct 8th
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in reply to kaylanmccord
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@ Catching up on Twitter. R U okay???? xo
9:32 PM Oct 7th
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in reply to debbie1573
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Dropped Vegas clothes off @ dry cleaner. Woman pulls my THONG out of a pair of capris. Gross! Could have died. Good I know her, but still!!
5:12 PM Oct 7th
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In Vegas (I love my life right now). Bartender:" Dude! My hose won't shut off!" Me: "ewww!" My mom: "nice!" The hell is wrong w this picture
2:19 PM Oct 3rd
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Irony: personal trainer ordering McDonald's for her children's dinner @ Walmart.
6:24 PM Oct 2nd
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- Name Laura
- Bio Mom to a 2 yr old from Vietnam and a 1 yr old from Ethiopia. Wife. Law school grad. Love the beach, walks, and wine! Exhausted all of the time, happy most of it
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