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  1. If I don't get coffee in the next 10 minutes... [end my thoughts here] about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Sexy lookin' moon tonight about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. I think Victoria's Secret just called in my kidneys because I forgot I have a small balance on my bill. I think I know her secret now about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. Ha ha, this job is slowly crossing the line into comedy its so bad. Glad to be jumping this clown ship about 22 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @VegasEddieNYC I'm uncomfortable 8:47 AM Dec 1st from UberTwitter in reply to VegasEddieNYC
  6. @xxlolonicolexx you will get all the cookies 8:41 AM Dec 1st from UberTwitter in reply to xxlolonicolexx
  7. I have been calorie counting/dieting since September and it is still incredibly to resist bagels 6:28 AM Dec 1st from UberTwitter
  8. @shanghiC me too 6:26 AM Dec 1st from UberTwitter in reply to shanghiC
  9. Welcomes @xxlolonicolexx to the twitterverse. She is here to fuck shit up 4:06 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  10. This time next week I will be at my new job in the city. So ready for the change 10:58 AM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  11. Best Christmas gift EVER! RT @JHOCHE: Ninja Turtle Snuggie?!?! http://yfrog.com/4aa6lej 3:30 PM Nov 29th from UberTwitter
  12. @Drossome bengence is better sometimes 2:57 PM Nov 29th from UberTwitter in reply to Drossome
  13. @NickMag88 gross! 1:29 PM Nov 29th from UberTwitter in reply to NickMag88
  14. No new good change comes without consequences 10:55 PM Nov 28th from UberTwitter
  15. @sylie are you watching Love Actually? 7:51 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to sylie
  16. Awesome south NJ obscure thing: speed limits being 50 thru town 6:43 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  17. Funny moment thru the awkward. RT @AECafoos: my dad to laura: "Didn't we give you enough attention when you were little?!" 6:15 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  18. @brownathan shiny! Can't wait! 5:06 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to brownathan
  19. @brownathan am I seeing you later for traditional post-family drinks? 4:57 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter in reply to brownathan
  20. Happy Thanksgiving kids! Let's gain some pounds together. In the meantime, been home less than a day and there is bs. Sigh 8:00 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter