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  1. the older i get, the worse xmas gets about 19 hours ago from web
  2. so tired & the festivities are just beginning... 10:23 AM Dec 25th from web
  3. wears no hat today 10:57 PM Dec 24th from web
  4. Testing mobile tweet. 12:50 PM Dec 24th from txt
  5. Lana Turner, we love you, get up #frankohara 1:58 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. "And a fine mess it was, indeed."--Lacan 11:24 AM Dec 22nd from web
  7. @LaurelSnyder: it's simply pride, amour-propre, the decision that a boy makes to regard only his own perspective as the "right" one! 7:29 PM Dec 20th from web
  8. & no longer afraid of snakes. "My First Painting Would Be the Accuser." 2:11 PM Dec 20th from web
  9. my doppelganger died doing reference work in apples. now i am a destitute woman. no hat today. 2:10 PM Dec 20th from web
  10. gave someone space because they wanted it. then told I am being too removed from the friendship. what's a gal to do? 1:27 PM Dec 19th from web
  11. I broke our mirror last night, but the preacher doesn't know it yet. He still sees me "that way." 9:52 AM Dec 19th from web
  12. bleeds another quart 9:33 PM Dec 16th from web
  13. unclenched like a flag of red utopias released into the world 5:07 PM Dec 16th from web
  14. health care, what's up? kill the bill! 5:45 PM Dec 15th from web
  15. no more miss nice girl 2:03 PM Dec 14th from web
  16. RT @AlterNet: 9 Silly Things People Say When They Hear You Don't Want Kids (And Ways to Counter Them) http://bit.ly/6AYG1y 11:36 AM Dec 13th from web
  17. way to go, Houston! 10:47 AM Dec 13th from web
  18. pretending to be a xian for xmas 12:08 PM Dec 12th from web
  19. RT @blakebutler: the thing you thought was a flaw was why the whole thing works 2:20 PM Dec 11th from web
  20. i feel like i'm being chased by 18 year olds who want me to tell them things 11:16 PM Dec 10th from web