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  1. may i have another godstopper please? - you mean gobstopper? - no, i mean GODstopper, because it's candy and god doesn't send you to hell!about 3 hours ago from web
  2. pulled my hair up with bobby pins. got weird looks from other moms are the school pickup. excuse me for not using a scrunchie, KANSAS.about 6 hours ago from web
  3. @jasonnorbury now i feel sad that i didn't get one. even your hacker don't like me.about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonnorbury
  4. my husband wants to get rid of his (granted, craptastic) car and get an electric scooter to get from A to B. so he wants me to be a widow?4:41 PM Nov 9th from web
  5. @f_i_d_g_e_t i'm fucking trademarking that RIGHT NOW3:20 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to f_i_d_g_e_t
  6. @f_i_d_g_e_t they didn't turn out like REAL brownies. they are more cakey. does that make it okay?12:41 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to f_i_d_g_e_t
  7. made stupid brownies with stupid applesauce instead of stupid oil to cut down on the stupid calories.5:31 PM Nov 8th from web
  8. that's right, hammer. this is a beat you CAN'T touch.2:24 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. how many people does it take to trim my dog's nails? ANSWER: four people, one beach towel and two cups of puppy treats OHMYHELL8:37 AM Nov 8th from web
  10. RT @BarackObama: RT @JimOberstar: Health Care Reform Passes!!! 220 to 215 [Yes we can!]8:36 AM Nov 8th from web
  11. @TCreativeBlogs doesn't do laundry on his own, but is trainable. interested in new or second husband? good price!3:14 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to TCreativeBlogs
  12. @RachelDenbow yay! congratulations!3:12 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to RachelDenbow
  13. husband for sale: reasonably priced, remembers to mow lawn without being nagged, takes trash out, makes sure tire pressure is proper7:35 AM Nov 7th from web
  14. @laels_mom don't scare me like that!5:12 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to laels_mom
  15. my hairdresser: i thought we were growing it out; me: we're over that, lop it off; my husband: FOUR INCHES IS NOT 'LOPPING IT OFF,' WOMAN4:53 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. i ruined by watering-plants schedule and now i don't know when to water. i know, i know - my life has MAJOR CATASTROPHES7:05 AM Nov 6th from web
  17. darwin: "i'm pretending i'm a land shark king. he has teeth like a shark. i'm heavy as an elephant. and i can FLYYYYYYYY"2:08 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. my house is so quiet, i want to make out with it.7:48 AM Nov 5th from web
  19. @SHARKritz your blog doesn't have any feeds, but i want to subscribe!2:43 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to SHARKritz
  20. am teaching the boys the Thriller dance. facial expressions MANDATORY.1:39 PM Nov 4th from web