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  1. caffeineating for a big dayabout 13 hours ago from web
  2. squee! one week of a dead computer and the new one is working!9:26 AM Jul 4th from web
  3. @stephanieklein only if you're opposed to all his "god damn its"2:39 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to stephanieklein
  4. aaron's makin' me an emergency. apparently bitch wife + cough +trip tomorrow = fear1:43 PM Jun 24th from web
  5. dog tongue up my nose = not sexy10:43 AM Jun 23rd from web
  6. today is darwin's 5th birthday. i think it's time he learned to wipe his own booty.6:48 AM Jun 22nd from web
  7. "what's your plan for the rest of these cupcakes?" "put them in mah belly"3:33 PM Jun 21st from web
  8. @pinkpicketfence on noes! you're leaving NOW -- i hope she has a better name than "first"!10:14 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to pinkpicketfence
  9. pre-birthday-party-freak-out11:26 AM Jun 19th from web
  10. darwin has just informed me that "centerfold" by the j.giles band is his favorite song. MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S FAV SONG IS ABOUT PORN5:15 PM Jun 18th from web
  11. dear lady in the red swimsuit: i can totally see that butterfly tattoo on your left ass cheek2:35 PM Jun 18th from web
  12. @f_i_d_g_e_t sweet baby jesus, that looks SO GOOD!2:34 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to f_i_d_g_e_t
  13. @f_i_d_g_e_t i could totally use a nom right now. SOUNDS NOM10:25 AM Jun 18th from web in reply to f_i_d_g_e_t
  14. shit, meet fan. fan, shit. oh, you're already acquainted? YOU DON'T SAY!10:19 AM Jun 18th from web
  15. @f_i_d_g_e_t i want to come over and nom!12:54 PM Jun 17th from web in reply to f_i_d_g_e_t
  16. "don't call me a cowboy, just call me your baby"1:53 PM Jun 16th from web
  17. @joyunexpected um, i'll be in jeans and flip-flops the ENTIRE time at BlogHer. but i'll pinch your ass, 'kay?12:22 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to joyunexpected
  18. @DanaFiles congratulations! have two boys rock!11:38 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to DanaFiles
  19. the dog? you know what she does all day? SLEEP IN MY LAP.7:03 AM Jun 16th from web
  20. @dooce the internets done broke your site, but i wanted to tell you and your family CONGRATULATIONS!7:39 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to dooce