lauracapello
@mamarosa you're not allowed to not come!
| lauracapello totally just told darwin "no, that's not chocolate chips. that's mommy's medicine." |
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| lauracapello tell me why i don't like mondays, http://youtube.com/watch?v=... |
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| lauracapello remembering how i pushed a person out of my vagina 4 years ago today |
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| lauracapello getting ready to pull gobs of toilet paper out of a flooded toilet. then, making an appointment to have my tubes tied. |
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| lauracapello nothing starts the day off right like a good bicker about finances at 6am |
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| lauracapello mommy, "slam it" and "damn it" rhyme! |
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| lauracapello "mommy? why does pbs not have commercials" oh, that's just wrong. |
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| lauracapello twitter hates me. little twit. |
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| lauracapello aaron is s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g words at me this morning. it's too damn early to understand s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g! |
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| lauracapello told by a vegetarian, at whole foods, that my purchase was offensive. "yeah, well, i'm offended by all your stupid wheat-y bread!" |
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| lauracapello darwin: "i pooped it out of my popper shooter!" |
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| lauracapello Episode II: ATTACK OF THE BACK SPASMS |
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| lauracapello AC fixed. hundreds of dollars missing. |
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| lauracapello bakin' bacon |
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| lauracapello eating breakfast to an excellent rendition of "return of the jedi" by an overly-active six year old |
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| lauracapello irate at delicious. technology is great and all but COME ON, can't it just work consistently?! |
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| lauracapello nap time, please? pretty please? |
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| lauracapello gonna rip myself away from the computer and go outside. OUTSIDE. someone hold me, please, oh god i'm going outside. |
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| lauracapello @jenijen hells yeah, i can make you that sammy |
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