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  1. RT @ohowfun: but I'm a golfer, so being sub-par is a good thing--> RT @laughslast Half the people you know are below average...
  2. Half the people you know are below average...
  3. alcohol... the cause and solution to all life's problems
  4. 333 ... only half evil
  5. RT @crside: Guilt; the gift that keeps on giving.
  6. RT @comedybot: If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. -Robin Williams ☺
  7. RT @comedybot: Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. -W. C. Fields ☺
  8. RT @FunnyJoker: Today at work there was a meeting about staff apathy and poor attendance. I couldn't be bothered to go.
  9. http://twitpic.com/q28y0 - My life pie chart
  10. @Gamdel cracks down on nudist beaches... really lol
  11. http://twitpic.com/q27tx - Bye Bye honey!
  12. RT @funnyoneliners: There's nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.
  13. http://twitpic.com/q26q4 - Sometimes things are not as they seem!
  14. RT @ghrocks07: @laughslast A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it f ...
  15. http://twitpic.com/q264q - I'm off to the eye doc - definitely time for new glasses!
  16. RT @GiggleFlower: The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
  17. RT @OneLinersPlus He had two teeth pulled last week. They weren't decayed. They died of exhaustion
  18. RT @dpbkmb RT @OneLinersPlus: My wife's idea of exercise is to shop faster
  19. RT @BioHazardJokes Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits!
  20. RT @scottsimpson OK, just one thing left to do on the pre-move checklist: "Put everything we own into cardboard boxes."