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  1. @ssmirnov In NJ! (am Mrs. @dbinkowski). And you didn't need to mention Stoli. You had me at "ham". about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  2. @ssmirnov mmm. What time should we be over for dinner? about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  3. @dbinkowski @bigguyd plus, it's not like we ordered our entire dinner. Some of it is from Costco. about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  4. @dbinkowski @bigguyd easy, boys. The reality is, it's best I don't cook turkey. #foodpoisoning about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  5. Prepare for Thanksgiving? Pfft. Three hour afternoon nap FTW. about 14 hours ago from mobile web
  6. @onerebelmom And cuss. 6:48 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to onerebelmom
  7. At one point, he glanced at one of the pics, turned to me, and said, "damn, Ma! These chicks must have some hungry babies!" 6:32 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. And no, he wasn't looking at the naked pictures. He was totally reading it for the articles. 6:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. @dbinkowski When will you learn? It's all about the reciprocation. 6:27 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to dbinkowski
  10. Know how I know I'm a terrible mother? I just realized my one year old, sitting in bed next to me, was reading Playboy. 6:26 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Guess who's not cooking Thanksgiving dinner! Ordered carry-out turkey for four. I will happily shop for the booze, though. 1:32 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @LiveLaughLoveCj Oh, that sucks. So sorry. 12:36 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to LiveLaughLoveCj
  13. @ResourcefulMom I am not allowed to sing. AT ALL. One peep out of me and Peanut commands me to "Stop Singing!" 12:23 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to ResourcefulMom
  14. Wonder how long he's going to yell and rummage through the cabinets before he gives in and cleans. 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. Peanut is pestering me about where the M & Ms are hidden. I told him that tidying up the living room might jog my memory. 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. I swear to god the sports anchor just said "beating off." I swear it! 9:32 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. @cass1218 @alotofnothing Not first, but anyone who's a fan of AgesAGoGo is a winner in my book. 8:40 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to cass1218
  18. Who wants to be my first Facebook fan? http://bit.ly/5xmdHe 8:24 PM Nov 21st from web
  19. I posted 5 photos on Facebook in the album "Updates For Week of Nov. 22" http://bit.ly/6VaGZJ 8:16 PM Nov 21st from Facebook
  20. @VDog Living in this house, it's a miracle he isn't saying fuck. 8:14 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to VDog