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  1. Did Made of Honour really make Patrick Dempsey oggle Kevin McKidd's enormous junk in a shower? Oh yea they did.6:50 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  2. Celebrating the 4th with two fluffy dogs, Made of Honour and Mad Men. Oh and if I lose all will power... Some chocolate ice cream.6:46 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  3. Have almost watched an entire Tyler Perry movie. Must now drink draino.10:58 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
  4. Note to self: IM-ing with partner at 2am as he's about to journey to legendary monument to love with other people is... as lame as it sounds10:13 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
  5. Wyoming. Yep! Still horrifying.11:20 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
  6. Could all of my ex-boyfriends stop impregnating their wives, please? One, was like whatevs; two was kinda weird; three is just rude.12:49 AM Jun 27th from web
  7. It can't be a coincidence that both Wrath of Khan and Jaws have both been on cable during my brother's visit8:03 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFon
  8. My dog won't stop whining at the cat box for not having shit in it. He has peculiar snacking habits.11:08 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFon
  9. Is it wrong to crush so hard on Paul Begala?8:08 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFon
  10. You know you're post-post modern when Buddy Holly out of context makes you think someone's coming to shoot you.2:04 PM Jun 23rd from web
  11. Um. Creepy "old people music" is being piped into my workplace right now.2:04 PM Jun 23rd from web
  12. Were you Porky Pig naked or Daisy Duck naked?9:29 PM Jun 21st from web
  13. Neighbor, please stop smoking in front of my window and please put on some pants. In that order.11:52 AM Jun 20th from TwitterFon
  14. The bruiser is on my shit list.11:08 AM Jun 17th from txt
  15. Whoa - "QWERTY" keyboards. I totally just got it. I'm dumb.10:44 AM Jun 8th from web
  16. @lisachaufty wafflemaker - DEFINITELY.2:50 PM Jun 3rd from web in reply to lisachaufty
  17. Just got an email from "Racks unlimited." Not as cool as it may sound.2:04 PM Jun 2nd from web
  18. @Stella4191 YAY!!!! Does Monkey have a new home?9:32 AM Jun 2nd from web in reply to Stella4191
  19. Note to self* home improvements suck and make you tired.1:22 PM May 30th from txt
  20. iced tea is like a douche for your throat.12:20 PM May 22nd from web