lateandsoon
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(The only reason I'd even DARE joke about that is that I must constantly reason myself out of the ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that's how I'll die.)
about 2 hours ago
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A ray of hope and a tiny comfort may be that a caver's tragic death in Nutty Putty Cave will FINALLY lead to the dissolution of Candyland®.
about 3 hours ago
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The unusual capitalization of "CeleBrities" implies that the fuckees might be Brits. I'm counting on Dame Maggie Smith! All proper/damey...
about 3 hours ago
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@ Tell me again, possibly by DM, what the book's about. There are lit agents known to me (or more accurately, to Alice).
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to taradublinrocks
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Spambots want me to "Come See Britney And Many More CeleBrities Fucked." Many more? Like who? Conrad Bain?
about 4 hours ago
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@ Good for you. Congrats!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to taradublinrocks
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@ Where'd you find that picture of my grandmother? May she rest in peace.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to thehighsign
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Fantastic Mr. Foxx! //RT @ TV Land's Black Friday Sanford & Son marathon is genius programming
about 8 hours ago
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There is some controversy among the Orthodox as to whether a bar mitzvah auto-tune is permissible. And oddly, NO ATTORNEY will touch this.
about 8 hours ago
from Twitterrific
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@ WRITE IT UP! Earth Day comes but ONCE A YEAR!
about 8 hours ago
from Twitterrific
in reply to taradublinrocks
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Alright, that one tipped it. I'm going to go do some real work now. If for no other reason than to keep up with @. That mf-er.
about 9 hours ago
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"Schmuel On Nowruz: Peace in Our Time" has not gone over well during this call, but I think the people at Penguin might bite...
about 9 hours ago
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While I'm in the "I'LL MAKE MILLIONS" gestalt: anyone out there see a market for an auto-tune program for pubescent Torah/Haftorah portions?
about 9 hours ago
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Heeheee. //RT @ I don't understand kids today with their auto-tune!
about 9 hours ago
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@ Well, you can just g'head and cram that up your crank, Mr. "I'm-Gettin'-That-Shit-Done!"
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DrewDaywalt
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"It's Guy Fawkes Day, Schmuel!" has just been floated across the virtual table!
about 10 hours ago
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@ It's gonna take some serious Act III exposition to get a Schmuel visit to amt to "saving," but I say run with it for now.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to taradublinrocks
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ABC wants me to strike the word "Shat" from the title. They say they're "just puttin' that out there," but I can see what's what.
about 10 hours ago
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@ EXACTLY. (Do you have showrunner experience? I'm gonna have to put a team together FAST.)
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to taradublinrocks
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In talks to bring "The Year Schmuel Shat on Chinese New Year" to ABC Family. Couldn't BELIVE they were around for a conference call today!
about 10 hours ago
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- Name Scott Rosann
- Location Brooklyn
- Bio Because the future of tomorrow is the never of today.
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