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  1. Why The ' 69 ' Position In Sex Called The Smoker's Style ? Answer: While She Is Enjoying The Cigar, He Is Cleaning The Ashtray!
  2. Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi humne uski doli utha rakhi thi hume malum tha wo BEWAFA niklegi isliye uski behen pehle se pata rkhi thi.
  3. Pehla Peg Sher ka, Doosra Peg Gidhad ka aur Teesra Peg Sooar ka. Pehli Naar Satinaar, Doosri Naar Gaandmaar aur Teesri Naar Jaanmaar.
  4. Uthh Uthh SunBai Unn Padle Gachhivar.., Uthh Uthh SunBai Unn Padle Gachhivar. Kashi Uthhu Sasu Bai Tumcha Porgaa Tutun Padalay Puchhivar.
  5. Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,Gumk Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte, Kuchh Dost aiseb hote hai,Jinki Gaand me Ungli na karo to wo yaad kiya nahi karte
  6. Father-Beti Badi Hokar Kya Karogi? Beti-Maa Banungi, Paise Kamaongi,Padhai Karungi,Shadi Karungi Father-Jo Bhi Karo, Sequenceka Dhyan Rakhna
  7. Laloo was standing at a bus stop, Rakhi Sawant passes by & says, "Dhoop me kyu khada hai ?" ?Laloo, "Sasoori dhoti me se bhi dekh leti hai."
  8. Santa Banta Swimming Pool Mein Naha Rahe The. Santa Dubne Laga To Banta Ka Pakad Lia.Banta: Gandu Tairna Sikh,Ladkik Saath Hota To Dub Jata.
  9. The irony of a blowjob is that even when you have her at your feet, she's got you by the balls...!!!
  10. Hum Aaye,Hmne Khola,Hmne Nikala, Hmne Dala Aur Humara Kam Ho GayaAur Aap Nikal ke Khade Hi Reh gaye Qunki Apko dalna nahi aata tha ATM CARD
  11. RT @nikhilwad1: RT @OmkarDash: #2611neverforget we nevr forgot. but we never acted enof either. time for a reality check?
  12. RT @nikhilwad1: RT @OmkarDash: #2611neverforget after all is said and done,its more said that done.did anythng change? we r still vulnerable
  13. RT @supersam5:prob with candle-light vigils is people who indulge in them let their candles burn & die out the same evening #2611neverforget
  14. "Questions Mumbaiites are asking - 18" - http://is.gd/53PL6 #2611neverforget
  15. "ChakDe - Farah Khan" - http://is.gd/53PKJ #2611neverforget
  16. "Questions Mumbaiites are asking - 17" - http://is.gd/53PJX #2611neverforget
  17. "Questions Mumbaiites are asking - 16" - http://is.gd/53PJm #2611neverforget
  18. "ChakDe - Karan Johar" - http://is.gd/53PI8 #2611neverforget
  19. "Questions Mumbaiites are asking - 15" - http://is.gd/53PHN #2611neverforget
  20. "ChakDe - Amrita Rao" - http://is.gd/53PGY #2611neverforget