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@pijornification Nah. They're like jungle gyms meant to be climbed.about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pijornification
@MylesNye Freeze! Not free. As in "Freeze, motherfucker!" Thats immobilizing. :)3:10 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to MylesNye
@MylesNye I still stand by Cheese Fries as working (freeze chais). But I'll fish for the right answer. #spoonbenders3:00 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to MylesNye
@kirkeles Cheese Fries?2:50 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to kirkeles
@MrTweet now blocked. Too much useless chatter and now when it DMed me … it can get lost.12:50 PM Jul 14th from Tweetie
Just put the boy down, listening to @MylesNye's The Months Have a Party album.9:23 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
Just hit 5—the same floor on which I stayed for Tourney—in the elevator at work. Wishful thinking? #CSz #Touney096:50 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
@Daized @MylesNye Hmm. Interesting idea. But murder would create quite a bit of chatter. Would probably work better in a chat room.4:45 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Daized
@MylesNye Ruuuuub it in, why don't you!4:38 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to MylesNye
@dddjjj666 Do you take the Night Train to get there?3:51 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to dddjjj666
Just found out AAA Plus members are already covered for roadside BICYCLE service. FTW. http://is.gd/1xDeb via @BikePortland3:32 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie
@MylesNye What, no credit?2:52 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to MylesNye
Returning to a life amongst the muggles in 3… 2…8:47 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
@badiniadones sometimes I prefer it that way.8:46 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFon in reply to badiniadones
@snooksarmy I thought of that, but I was. All out of adult size diapers.7:07 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to snooksarmy
Yup. PITA kids and crying babies were less annoying than previous flight mates.7:06 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
Looks like I might be getting the crying baby wish times three on this leg. I'll let you know if it's better.3:11 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
@JSicka I mean "Yay!" on that last part.3:00 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to JSicka
@JSicka Home: Yay! Feeling sick: Boo! Not barfing: Boo!2:59 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon in reply to JSicka
I would have switched places with the guy that was next to the screaming baby. Better than hearing the judgements on the folly of man.2:48 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon

Name John Lascurettes
Location Portland, OR, USA
Web http://emological...
Bio I'm a platform and browser-agnostic designer and developer, as well as a Bike-to-Work Warrior and Weekend Improviser.

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