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  1. ...I can remember a time when "personal branding" meant a long, long weekend at Chuck Connors' house...
  2. ...My staff's collecting questions for the Salahis. Early frontrunner: "How much do I have to pay to never see you again?"...
  3. ...Thankful? You bet. For Shawn and my three or four boys and whatever I did yesterday after I started doing Jagi shots with Henry Jaglom...
  4. ...The kids call it "going off the grid," but in my day it was plain old "passing out under Woody Woodbury's pool table for three days"...
  5. ...I love this kid @bigquestions45, and the project he's got going on at http://bit.ly/2dQafX. He reminds me of a young Buddy Greco...
  6. ...If I miss one thing about Brooklyn in the '40s it's the near-total lack of gigantic, predatory birds...
  7. ...I don't know much, but I know this: When a tall blonde tells you you're "inappropriate," you just say "You're absolutely right, Shawn"...
  8. ...I can remember a time when nobody had to make that terrible, terrible choice between a Snuggie and a Slanket...
  9. ...I don't need much, gang. Just a gigantic house to keep my enormous stockpiles of cash and gold bullion in. If I've got that I'm good...
  10. ...You know what the young people don't seem to enjoy as much as they used to? References to the great Spanish ventriloquist Sr. Wences...
  11. ...Monday it's Lady Gaga. She'll be discussing her sensational new book "How To Lose Weight By Repeatedly Shouting 'Holla' For No Reason"...
  12. ...You can call 'em "jarts," but they'll always be lawn darts to me...
  13. ...{crickets}...
  14. ...The point being that Swedes are notoriously dour...
  15. ...That man can make a Swede laugh!...
  16. ...If you're talking national treasure, @hotdogsladies, you're talking about my pal Charlie Callas...
  17. ...You should have heard that old widow scream! It all wound up okay, though. We TP'ed their tenement and had a good laugh about it all...
  18. ...Anyway, long story short, I didn't know we were ringing the bell of a family who'd once had a run-in with the real Twist...
  19. ...I was a big kid, and I must have looked more like the real Twist than I reckoned on. You should have seen those shopkeepers scatter!...
  20. ...I'll never forget the best Halloween of my childhood in Brooklyn. It was the year I went as Abe "Kid Twist" Reles of Murder Inc....