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  1. ...On the road, gang. Headed out I40 to reconnect withy my old friend Emo Philips. Fun fact: He's now the mayor of Sparks, NV!...
  2. Monday: CIA director Leon Panetta and former veep Dick Cheney share top secret tips for the perfect summer barbecue...
  3. ...You know what people on the Internets really seem to like? Bacon...
  4. ...The Daily Beast is bannering 7 things I should've asked MJ's dermatologist. It's 8 if you include "Does this look infected to you?"...
  5. ...Darn, missed it: Went over 10k followers while I was doing Bikram Yoga with my pal Kinky Friedman yesterday! Thanks, all, and namaste!...
  6. ...Later it'll be Slip 'n' Slide with superstar Miley Cyrus and two of the three Jonas Brothers. Plus: Blitzer's special Potato salad!...
  7. ...Happy 4th, gang! I'll be celebrating in the usual fashion: BBQ and high-stakes Jenga at Dick Van Patten's, with Steve Wynn and Charo...
  8. ...There's no truth to rumors that CNN is in trouble, gang. Unrelated: I'll be hosting the Rhode Island Megabucks Lotto starting July 6...
  9. ...Plus, tonight: The great Sacha Baron Cohen leans very close to me and makes loud siren noises for an hour. Genius brilliance!...
  10. ...Tonight: Sacha Baron Cohen previews his new theatrical piece, "I'm Not Touching You/You Only Think I'm Touching You." Brilliance!...
  11. ...Tonight: Actor/social critic Sacha Baron Cohen previews his new big-screen project, "Ring and Run." It's edgy comic brilliance!...
  12. ...Tonight: Funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen pokes an elderly lady in the shoulder until she cries. It's brilliant stuff!...
  13. ...They used to blame everything on "vapors." Of course, that was before we knew about Sacha Baron Cohen...
  14. ...Tonight, Joe Jackson on the devastating grief that's preventing him from going forward. Plus his brand-new protege, rapper L'il MyKe...
  15. ...Tuesday: Former Fed chair Alan Greenspan explains why the "K" sound is always funny...
  16. ...My cardiac surgeon, the great Phil Lish, has a new book coming: "Eat Right & Get Fit... The Moussaka Way!" It's a dynamite read...
  17. ...Best part of a Prius: You can fit seventeen of them in my garage. Also, as I understand it, they're good for the earth or something...
  18. ...Lots of viewers ask what I do to wind down after the show. Easy: That's my eBay time...
  19. ...I'm now told Monday's show will originate from the folk-art Mecca of Tiny Town in Madrid, NM. You can probably guess the rest...
  20. ...My producers now tell me we'll be deep under the polar ice cap for an "Ice Station Zebra" reunion with Jim Brown and Mark Sanford...