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  1. Someone just tried my door, what the fuck, this isn't even the ghetto!
  2. What is it with men and their nasty, degrading fetishes? Is there an emasculating counter-fetish I can adopt? :P
  3. DEAD ROACH! Trying to decide the best way to dispose of him. - photo at http://twitxr.com/laren/upd...
  4. @kenistyles Car chase? Sounds like some exciting porn, haha! Have fun!
  5. Finished 2 of 8 cabinet segments. Scrubbing arm hurts and dizzy from fumes. - photo at http://twitxr.com/laren/upd...
  6. Jesus fucking Christ, there's a clean white surface under all this shit? This is gonna take all day. - photo at twitxr.com
  7. I hope that Noah Korda and his family can find peace now. This is so sad. :(
  8. I hate Mondays. Kitchen sink is still clogged and I still have work to do on the cabinets. Need to hit the treadmill too. Where to begin?
  9. Doing filthy, dirty work in the kitchen- with no shirt on because it's HOT! Summer time!
  10. No new car. Chillin' to Deadmau5- where are my people at? Let's hang OUT!
  11. This car search could not be going any worse- not only is Georgi late, but he has to bounce hella early. FML.
  12. @kenistyles Enjoy your time here love! And get thee some Kogi BBQ! Follow them @kogibbq!
  13. Going car shopping with Georgi today. The one time I have my shit together, he's running an hour behind. Way to go, dude.
  14. Clearly it is Friday night in Westchester. Go to sleep you little shits!
  15. Please help find missing person in LA Robert Korda; photo, license plate number and more information is here: http://tinyurl.com/findrobk
  16. @Egoistic Pics or it didn't happen.
  17. @scabbysock I can't believe you watch that.
  18. How can anyone love me when I don't even love myself? I have great tits, that's how.
  19. @artsyattorney I COULDN'T FOLLOW YOU FROM MY PHONE IT WAS SO FRUSTRATING YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
  20. Korean ingenuity at its finest. ;) - photo at http://twitxr.com/laren/upd...