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- Steve is teaching me to say "Yo, what up son?" Apparently it's a famous Yoga move.1:41 AM May 4th from Birdhouse
- Steve the Yoga guru has offered to train me for a pack of menthol Kools and a half-eaten Whopper. I don't know if I should trust this guy.10:36 AM Apr 30th from Birdhouse
- Tried to take up parkour. You know for things that are meant to save your life, fire escapes aren't as strong as they look.5:46 AM Apr 28th from Birdhouse
- Did my own Wii Fit today by watching yuppies in a gym across the street and standing on a stolen baking tray (the cupcakes were delish).7:37 AM Apr 27th from Birdhouse
- Trying to do some pushups in the alley, but every time I get into position, another homeless guy climbs on top of me.10:30 PM Apr 25th from Birdhouse
- Tried to sign up at a gym today. What part of "I'll pay you back after I conquer the world of male modeling" do you find so amusing, buddy?8:49 PM Apr 23rd from Birdhouse
- Discovered one of my homeless friends used to be a Yoga guru from CA. Moved here in the 90s thinking New Yorkers would be interested. Ha!5:39 AM Apr 23rd from Birdhouse
- Changed my begging sign to "Will work for a Prius" in honor of Earth Day.7:28 PM Apr 22nd from Birdhouse
- I didn't get the job after all. They suggested I get in shape. They don't tell you round is a shape in fancy private schools?4:34 AM Apr 22nd from Birdhouse
- That went well. They told me to go home as soon as I showed up. Wonder how they broke it to everyone else waiting that I got the job.6:51 AM Apr 21st from Birdhouse
- Just a few hours to casting. Better get changed into my best set of rags. Is the world ready for Jean Langzhai's return?5:15 AM Apr 21st from Birdhouse
- Going for a casting tomorrow. I should probably break into someone's home and take a shower.12:36 PM Apr 20th from Birdhouse
- The argument that Birdhouse only costs a latte is offset by the fact that in my world, stories about lattes are an oral history tradition.9:28 AM Apr 19th from Birdhouse
- Found myself a new agent. He was giving out flyers on the street but his other job is in artiste management.9:52 PM Apr 18th from Birdhouse
- Called a bunch of other agencies (and will never forget the indignities I endured to get those quarters), but only got more ignorant temps.7:10 AM Apr 18th from Birdhouse
- Dialled my agent from a payphone to make an appt. She no longer works there! The receptionist must be a temp, I had to repeat my name.12:38 AM Apr 18th from Birdhouse
- Oh, it was OBESITY. Fuck.6:27 AM Apr 17th from Birdhouse
- Composed a couplet today: from the pomp and flash of a fashion circus / to chomping on trash, o blunted purpose!6:25 AM Apr 17th from Birdhouse
- How did I gain weight while broke & homeless, you ask? I only ate from Michelin-starred garbage cans. Dirt on truffles = perfectly natural.9:27 PM Apr 16th from Birdhouse
- Almost had a clear shot at Tyson once but his security guys removed me on account of being "OB City". It's called BO, guys, get it right.4:03 AM Apr 16th from Birdhouse
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- Name Jean Langzhai
- Location Currently unknown
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- Bio Official updates from the world of Jean Langzhai, international male supermodel.
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