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  1. Finally! Not barfing any more! It's not the swine flu, but I'd imagine this is what the swine feels like.
  2. Just bought my copy of O Magazine with @TheEllenShow on the cover! All you guys should so the same
  3. Our new neighbor came over today to visit. Cole would not stop pointing and looking at her knockers. He's Jonathan's child for sure!
  4. Spending 9 hours in the ER is not my idea of a fun night/day. Pregnancy blows! There, I said it.
  5. Baby girl is going ape shit this morning. Feels like she is trying to bust on out of here. Settle down Birtha!
  6. Eating my Lucky Charms out of a large measuring cup, simply because our regular bowls are not big enough for me today.
  7. Could today be any more opposite than yesterday? Days like today make me thank God that I'm able to be Cole's mama!
  8. If I could have, I would have totally called in sick on being a mom today.
  9. Just took Pook's Nana to dinner. Cole wins the worst baby award of the night. It was so bad we left mid dinner. Kids are awesome!
  10. Sitting in the freezing Ohio weather while Pook buys booze. Cool...real cool!
  11. Not too sure if I'm capable of dealing with a baby during a 2.5 hour flight. Busy packing anything and everything to entertain hommie.
  12. Just ran at Memorial Park and now I feel like my cooter is going to fall off. Guessing baby is low today!
  13. Has a serious case of sausage finger syndrome. It's way to early to say goodbye to my wedding rings already.
  14. The only thing Cole will eat for breakfast is candy corn ... And yes, he got his way!
  15. Sure do miss sleeping until noon & days at the spa. Back to reality, I mean back to dealing with wild child!
  16. Oh snap ... Third and LAST trip to Shipley's this pregnancy!
  17. The string bean is no longer the string bean...she's officially renamed Birtha! Sorry fetus!
  18. I'm at the bar! Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa I freaking wish!
  19. Aww my sisters bed is the most comfy bed in the world. I be snoozin! Peace!
  20. P.S. I'm still kind of a Twitter retard...Alexis can you give me a tutorial please? What's all this "@" business?