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  1. Heading to California in less than two weeks. There is a Double-Double (or two) with my name on it... 9:07 AM Nov 21st from web
  2. This being a dad thing is EASY! Just can't figure out why the dishwasher is...on..............fire. ...did I do that? 1:21 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. The hunt........is on. 11:26 AM Nov 20th from web
  4. Great day...kids fed and dressed, dogs fed, hanging with the 8-year-old waiting to take her to school so I can begin world domination plan. 5:50 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. You can't have what you want...until you let go of what you don't. Where you are...is not where you are going. 7:41 AM Nov 18th from web
  6. I'm ashamed. My cat is...a nudist. She refuses to wear cat pants. 8:12 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. Man...you guys are awesome. Thanks for all of the terrific e-mails and comments. Today is a NEW day! 7:11 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. Things happen for a reason. Feeling very good right now. The future is BRIGHT!!!!! 4:54 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. You know...that Josh Groban kid has got a pretty good voice. He should put out an album. 3:35 PM Nov 16th from UberTwitter
  10. I'm gonna write the people representing that Somali King back, and tell him I'm taking that money deal they were talking about... 10:01 AM Nov 16th from web
  11. Just...just...............whatever. Sigh. 7:01 AM Nov 16th from web
  12. Ready for another week in the neon fun jungle... 1:47 PM Nov 15th from UberTwitter
  13. Coffee on a Sunday Morning...there is NOTHING more enjoyable. 5:13 AM Nov 15th from UberTwitter
  14. I haven't brewed any beer lately. Had a Highland Oatmeal Porter the other night...wanna try and do something similar. 6:19 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  15. Scheming...it's what I do... 3:12 PM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  16. Doing yard work for Jimmie Hale Mission... Getting exercise for a good cause. 8:44 AM Nov 14th from UberTwitter
  17. Just realized that I have a bottle opener/corkscrew in my office drawer. Not sure why, exactly... 12:53 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  18. Seen this morning: "Man found shot in his car. Injuries are life threatning." What? Being shot is LIFE THREATENING??? Thanks for the tip!! 5:59 AM Nov 13th from web
  19. NINERS WIN!!! And Denver is happy to be rid of Jay Cutler... 8:37 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  20. Not my favorite episode of The Office...but the 25 seconds that Creed Bratton was on the screen made up for it all. 7:24 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter