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  1. I haven't brewed any beer lately. Had a Highland Oatmeal Porter the other night...wanna try and do something similar. about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Scheming...it's what I do... about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Doing yard work for Jimmie Hale Mission... Getting exercise for a good cause. about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
  4. Just realized that I have a bottle opener/corkscrew in my office drawer. Not sure why, exactly... 12:53 PM Nov 13th from UberTwitter
  5. Seen this morning: "Man found shot in his car. Injuries are life threatning." What? Being shot is LIFE THREATENING??? Thanks for the tip!! 5:59 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. NINERS WIN!!! And Denver is happy to be rid of Jay Cutler... 8:37 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  7. Not my favorite episode of The Office...but the 25 seconds that Creed Bratton was on the screen made up for it all. 7:24 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  8. Having a Holly Jolly Thursday... 2:04 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. Coffee and a Chocolate Donut...life=complete... 6:13 AM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  10. Man, it's late. Ready for bed...waitaminute, it's only 9????? What the? 6:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. Last night...I leave studio, not knowing we had EVACUATED due to power failure. Home Alone Moment: "I made my company disappear..." 9:20 AM Nov 11th from UberTwitter
  12. Sounds extreme, but I would have a chest wax for a Double-Double from In-N-Out right about now. "AUUUGGGHH! DOUBLE DOUBLE!!" 6:26 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. The "Flashlight" app on my iPod is finally getting some use... 2:36 PM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  14. There is no way that Ida is a Tropical system...I'm freezing my arse off. 11:46 AM Nov 10th from UberTwitter
  15. Engaging in some quick hit guerrilla marketing this morning... Santa Hats and Candy=TV coverage. 5:43 AM Nov 10th from web
  16. SERENITY NOW!!! 6:07 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter
  17. Santa Hat? Check. Candy Canes? Check. Wall to Wall Christmas Music on Magic 96.5? CHECK! Get your holiday fix here: http://bit.ly/44f2Ua 7:19 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Watching Seth & Alex's comedy show on Fox...Oh my goodness, I'm going to hell just for watching it. Unclean! Unclean! 5:49 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  19. Nice to see the '79 Bucs show up today to try and finally get them in win column... 1:06 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  20. Actually getting a bit choked up watching FOX NFL Sunday. Live from Afghanistan for Veterans Day. Proud to be an American. 8:17 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter