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  1. I honest to God got into an arguement with a squirrel today. How embarrassed I must be that I got SERVED! Squirrels are eloquent in argument
  2. It's finally Summer. All parts of this being rejoice - even the parts that rarely see the sun
  3. I love the season of WintSummerNot in Central Oregon.
  4. "Weeds", steak dinner and rum... weed, rum and photos... dream theater, rum and web work - consistent themes are soothing
  5. Oh, and it's raining like a sumbitch AGAIN, thus the responsible '300 days of sunshine' PR monkey has earned another day in hell
  6. 8th grade sardine can graduation fuckarama. Forget the shit you pay for - this is priceless.
  7. Ignite Bend - let's see if this fits "cool" or "suck"
  8. The gawds decided I shouldn't be struck by lightning on my mt. bike on Phils.... Pizza and a movie instead! Thank you ZEUS!!
  9. bendspiritclub.com - Spirit Club was very 'spirited' last night. I will now amend my memory of wild turkey from 'old socks' to 'drinkable'
  10. I think I need to hurt my... hmmm... right foot to give my left shoulder and tailbone some company in misery...
  11. I have successfully wired ALL of my HD devices together, switched and routed thru a single receiver. Gat DAMN women must lust over me...
  12. Watching the sun go down, the river flowing lazily by, the birds singing as if they're all about to get laid - what a sweet day
  13. @Palehorse that's what you get for being a complete Scrabble pussy...
  14. @orangedrop when are you gonna stop faking "being busy" and have a sit down with me chick? : )
  15. @SarahKSilverman I can't think of a better reason to validate bitchy dog behavior...
  16. I just said "in this economy" - DRINK UP bitches!
  17. In line for Floater - either that or this is the voluntary extermination rally
  18. PPPooped
  19. A girl showed me her boobs today. I asked her why. She said "because they're there." I want her to be president someday.
  20. @mariefayandre she saw your sister on Sunday?