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  1. I honest to God got into an arguement with a squirrel today. How embarrassed I must be that I got SERVED! Squirrels are eloquent in argument7:45 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  2. It's finally Summer. All parts of this being rejoice - even the parts that rarely see the sun4:54 PM Jun 29th from TwitterBerry
  3. I love the season of WintSummerNot in Central Oregon.11:23 AM Jun 21st from web
  4. "Weeds", steak dinner and rum... weed, rum and photos... dream theater, rum and web work - consistent themes are soothing9:43 PM Jun 18th from web
  5. Oh, and it's raining like a sumbitch AGAIN, thus the responsible '300 days of sunshine' PR monkey has earned another day in hell7:31 PM Jun 10th from TwitterBerry
  6. 8th grade sardine can graduation fuckarama. Forget the shit you pay for - this is priceless.7:20 PM Jun 10th from TwitterBerry
  7. Ignite Bend - let's see if this fits "cool" or "suck"7:09 PM Jun 4th from TwitterBerry
  8. The gawds decided I shouldn't be struck by lightning on my mt. bike on Phils.... Pizza and a movie instead! Thank you ZEUS!!6:45 PM Jun 3rd from TwitterBerry
  9. bendspiritclub.com - Spirit Club was very 'spirited' last night. I will now amend my memory of wild turkey from 'old socks' to 'drinkable'10:12 AM Jun 3rd from TwitterBerry
  10. I think I need to hurt my... hmmm... right foot to give my left shoulder and tailbone some company in misery...5:45 PM Jun 2nd from web
  11. I have successfully wired ALL of my HD devices together, switched and routed thru a single receiver. Gat DAMN women must lust over me...7:40 PM May 27th from web
  12. Watching the sun go down, the river flowing lazily by, the birds singing as if they're all about to get laid - what a sweet day7:40 PM May 18th from TwitterBerry
  13. @Palehorse that's what you get for being a complete Scrabble pussy...7:38 PM May 18th from TwitterBerry
  14. @orangedrop when are you gonna stop faking "being busy" and have a sit down with me chick? : )7:37 PM May 18th from TwitterBerry
  15. @SarahKSilverman I can't think of a better reason to validate bitchy dog behavior...7:35 PM May 18th from TwitterBerry
  16. I just said "in this economy" - DRINK UP bitches!9:35 PM May 16th from TwitterBerry
  17. In line for Floater - either that or this is the voluntary extermination rally8:09 PM May 16th from TwitterBerry
  18. PPPooped2:48 PM May 16th from TwitterBerry
  19. A girl showed me her boobs today. I asked her why. She said "because they're there." I want her to be president someday.7:40 PM May 15th from TwitterBerry
  20. @mariefayandre she saw your sister on Sunday?10:48 AM May 13th from TwitterBerry