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  1. Yeah!!! Go Oregon!!! 8:33 PM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
  2. Too bored/tired to even go Twishing (Twitter fishing for keyword followers). If that word makes it into the lexicon I better get f'n paid... 5:39 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  3. You can always tell when I'm waiting for somebody in a bar - it's the only time I 'tweet'. Or call my sister. Fuck that though, not today... 5:36 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  4. This day sucked/still sucks balls. My workout was good but killed me. Nice headache growing exponentially and a dogpile is growing on time 5:34 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  5. This happens on occasion in Bend - the one movie I'm eager to see isn't picked up by the big box OR 'art' theater. I want to see THE ROAD!!! 5:32 PM Nov 30th from UberTwitter
  6. God should have put your breasts at eye level - reduce eye strain for me, make you feel greatly respected with my unwavering gaze 12:23 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  7. stripped the bastard to the bone - gotta be the mobo. This sucks da balls... gotta rebuild the photo beast 8:48 PM Nov 4th from web
  8. Bunnies - they're good for something after all. http://tinyurl.com/yzgrolt 11:12 AM Oct 23rd from web
  9. Robert Jordan's last book out 10/27 12:57 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  10. At Powells Books... Ha 11:10 AM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  11. I'm a sopping wet drowned rat... But PUMPED bitches! : ) 8:58 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBerry
  12. Hey portland memorial colliseum - go fuck yourself. Standing out in the rain for 45 minutes... 8:05 PM Oct 13th from TwitterBerry
  13. Alright... Rubinator at noon is reactivating my brain. 12:26 PM Oct 10th from TwitterBerry
  14. Time for more twitter spam fishing. Education, Obama, Jews, guns, bible, faith, orgasm, porn, artist, history, cock, acting, star wars, RUSH 7:45 PM Oct 8th from TwitterBerry
  15. Exodus' "Cajun Hell" might be one of the greatest 'get your ass WORKING' songs of all time 8:39 PM Sep 29th from TwitterBerry
  16. Powerpoints in a large auditorium. Kill me or give me some damn binoculars 6:39 PM Sep 23rd from TwitterBerry
  17. My three favorite "fuck'isms" from the book "You Suck : A Love Story" Fuckknob, Fucksocks, and my perennial favorite: Fuckstick 4:29 PM Sep 21st from web
  18. Adam Carolla and Patton Oswalt managed to say "cock" at least 27 times on the Sept 16th podcast - the demise of talk radio isn't all bad 3:49 PM Sep 21st from web
  19. Robin Hood did not weather well - superbly terrible - how many characters OBVIOUSLY just said "fuck it" to their accents... 1:03 AM Sep 13th from web
  20. About to embark on the most epic shooting project of my life. Positive vibrations abound... 7:33 PM Sep 8th from TwitterBerry