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  1. @garethpotter I was completely outraged by what a rip off it was, but looked into it and they are getting the writing credit. Lucky them.
  2. Excited to get new camera charger after whole year without. Anticipated old photos with glee. What's there? Pics of me dying my 'tache. Pff.
  3. Friend cooked me dinner, gave me massage then donated all her summer clothes for my use on holiday. #womenarebrilliant #wishiwasgay
  4. Hey Everyone! Look at this awesome bit of muppety bohemian rhapsody genius http://www.nerdist.com/2009...
  5. Watching my grandfather's only cine films from the 1950s. Very little has changed in this village since then. The cars aren't as cool now.
  6. @katecrowt open your heart (and your twitter account) and the rest will follow. x
  7. @snazzydee It puts me in hysterics every time. Mum always does it. Got one the other day: "weather horrendous and dangerous to drive lol x"
  8. Love it when people think LOL means 'lots of love.' Funniest text I ever received was "Just heard about your gran dying. LOL. x"
  9. Why has Jane Horrocks not been knighted yet?
  10. Considered offering my used bath water to my brother. Realised we're not seven. Or living in the 1950s.
  11. @carrie1979 aw babe. Big kudos to you for coping and being brilliant. Couple of meetings next week. Fingers crossed!
  12. @neil_raygun your interest in commercial enterprises never ceases to amaze me. I assume that's what you're admiring...
  13. @carrie1979 you are 100% cut out for it. You're totally amazing. My biggest hero. xxx
  14. Just discovered Bravissimo make clothes for women with ridiculous hooters like me. Bought dress I can't afford just because it fit.
  15. @garethpotter hope you and S won, not stwpid English.
  16. @jellyjellyfish @snazzydee I have BIG boycrush on him in that film. Yum.
  17. M and I have done 6 crosswords in a row. We need to stop this madness.
  18. @katecrowt Yay! Glad you like the burgers. The evening was a success and I managed to dress, talk, even Be Nice. Everyone enjoyed play. x
  19. Off out to meet M's parents for the first time. In self-inflicted foul mood. Hope it doesn't show.
  20. Gosh, forgot how handsome Argentinian men are. Even the rugby players. Let's hope they can't play for shit.