laloca03
- @WufPup don't do it! it sucks!5:45 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie in reply to WufPup
- either my eyeballs are shuddering or it's windy outside.5:21 AM Jul 3rd from web
- best thing about post-injection botox bumps: they're indistinguishable from forehead zits. it's just a bad skin day!3:07 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- @paleobiology hope springs eternal!2:42 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to paleobiology
- so: that odd crunching sound and feel? that's the Botox needle HITTING YOUR SKULL.2:41 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- I just bought 8 boxes of condoms, 3 boxes of pregnancy tests, and 2 courses of plan b. ok, I'm kidding about the plan b. only 1 course.1:42 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- right. off to have nasty toxins injected into my forehead. did I really think this was a good idea?1:31 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- the morning after a soaking rain, the sidewalk is littered with the dessicated corpses of scores of earthworms.3:53 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- I have quit my job, scheduled Botox and laser hair removal. if I look like I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari, somebody better stop me.5:14 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- who thinks that black nylons with sandals is an attractive look? I mean, really, guys!2:11 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- well, hello senator franken... maybe? http://bit.ly/XnkYg11:30 AM Jun 30th from web
- hey, @jtamboli - here's your answer on clear's plans for its data. http://bit.ly/3zJ2oD5:41 AM Jun 30th from web
- well @jgumby it's obvious your servers FEAR CHANGE!4:34 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to jgumby
- @jtamboli yes! well, tht's a relief. I thought I'd lost it. or maybe had a brilliant idea for a short story. drat.4:21 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to jtamboli
- can't find the greatest game on google. did I imagine it? a story about hunting humans?6:30 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- just realized that "game" in "the greatest game" refers to both a prey animal & a child's pastime. 27 years after reading it. brilliant.6:30 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- two newcastles & I'm in a lovely mood. add 4 benadryl + 1 lunesta and I'll be golden.6:16 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- I think iphoneOS3.0 has made my keyboard less responsive and more prone to error. bah.3:13 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- @paleobiology that's what I told UPI on Friday, but they didn't air that part of my babe-on-the-street interview.3:12 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to paleobiology
- oh, boy, @jtamboli bring on the sotomayor referendum!7:36 AM Jun 29th from web
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- Name laloca03
- Location 22207
- Web http://laloca.org
- Bio freedom puts my faith in none of the above
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