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  1. World's oldest penis does not belong to Strom Thurmond: http://ow.ly/hgiB
  2. Im all for freedom of expression & radical ideas, but people come on: WE WALKED ON THE %# MOON! GIVE IT UP ALREADY http://tinyurl.com/n2lq7q
  3. Uhh...WHAT?? You can't let loose a story like that and not give a name: http://tinyurl.com/m4tyqv
  4. RT: @ThrillistNYC Save Manhattans! The investor behind Tracy's dive bar is pulling out, but u can help! http://savemanhattans.blogs...
  5. Giving my mom a tour of the Discover offices. Steering away from my desk to avoid the 4-foot stack of pepsi cans
  6. Males can make sperm swim faster if the chick is hot. And by "chick" I'm being literal - the test was on chickens: http://tinyurl.com/mma95t
  7. Defending Megan Fox's brain: http://tinyurl.com/m3btp7
  8. Sister: Dont tell mom i went to Madrid this weekend. Me: Why? S: She watched "Taken" and thinks I'll be sold into sex slavery Me: Were you?
  9. By far the best piece of writing so far on "Transformers 2" http://tinyurl.com/l7qoow
  10. So does this mean Fresh Direct will soon be delivering "pre-cooked placenta" meals? http://tinyurl.com/mplu7l
  11. Layoffs got your office morale down? Thank God for "Naked Fridays" http://tinyurl.com/kna67c
  12. 2-yr-old in FL killed by 12-ft python her family kept as a pet. Yes, thats TWELVE FOOT PYTHON as PET. jesus people http://tinyurl.com/knwmhs
  13. RT @settostun: We've just passed some kind of hyperreality checkpoint: RT @jtimberlake humming "bringing @rackspace back!"
  14. Sign of the "D.C. is the new Hollywood" meme:A Steven Chu profile in Rolling Stone, complete with "sexy" pullquote http://tinyurl.com/m8f2v4
  15. Michael Bay, now THERE'S a moron. He makes Megan Fox sound like Churchill: http://tinyurl.com/met9gc
  16. Not sayin shes a Rhodes Scholar, but most of the Megan Fox quotes in this "how dumb is she" list are pretty smart: http://tinyurl.com/mq8cf7
  17. This "apocalypse as entertainment" shit has got to stop. If it comes, I sure wont wish Id seen more films about it:http://tinyurl.com/kj8pao
  18. Apparently i should be fat, antisocial and unhappy http://tinyurl.com/mqn3lb. And of course i should never mention to men that I own. F-that
  19. Uber-sound logic of the day: Animals exhibit homosexual behavior, therefore evolution must not be true. Hmmm: http://tinyurl.com/kkso4z
  20. To do list: Move to Russia, get newspaper job, write fake stories about fake murders to help dirty cops http://tinyurl.com/mbzlbn