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  1. I tried to shoot a thought, but the thought sunk..Soul Coughing - Soft Serve ♫ http://blip.fm/~gvs04 about 1 hour ago from Blip.fm
  2. @J_Ethan The 'huh?' pile is the pile of my people. I'm a fucking rebel. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to J_Ethan
  3. @Favstar Add me to the yes pile, please. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Favstar
  4. @gothscifigirl I love that song. It's the ringtone I use for my sister. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to gothscifigirl
  5. Sis: "Could you please.." Me: "I'm not cooking or cleaning or helping." Sis: "OK here's some pie." That would make me thanky. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @Spinchange I've been #Spinchanged See how easy it is to become a meme? about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Spinchange
  7. My favorite holiday thing is locking my nephew in the closet so I can take off on his sweet Big Wheel. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @Spinchange Yeah. What @apricotica said. You should be more vigilant with your letters. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to apricotica
  9. I'd like to go on a date with Jeff Dunham. No puppets allowed. Just the two of us. And this length of piano wire. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. @WadetoBlack The new avatar is sweet. 7:07 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to WadetoBlack
  11. What is it really that is in your head? PM5K - When Worlds Collide ♫ http://blip.fm/~gtshn 6:48 PM Nov 24th from Blip.fm
  12. I pride myself on being focused, independent & impervious to flattery. He called me "cutie" and my clothes fell off. Well played, Batman. 5:22 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  13. So many common phrases have been absorbed by the porn lexicon, every holiday dinner table will likely include Beavis and/or Butthead. 12:33 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  14. RT @Remiel: Finally got a look at Obama's real birth certificate. Very troubling. Not only is he Hawaiian; it seems he's also a Muggle. 9:38 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. Giving the host a blow job. #ThanksgivingEuphemisms 8:29 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  16. The right bra is the difference between "License & registration, please" & "Hey that's a mighty fine bra you're wearing, lady." 8:04 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  17. RT @BrilliantOrange: If you quote the Bible to me, then I get to quote Animal House to you. 7:23 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. Remember when MTV had VJs? That was weird. 5:37 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  19. @dscartee Six different or six with the same type of alcohol? I'm asking for your liver. 7:09 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to dscartee
  20. For the record, this ponytail is not merely a suggestion. 5:22 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie