lafemmefollette
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Watched "Back to the Future" w the kids. The scene after Marty leaves 1955, the flaming tire tracks & stunned silence: great moviemaking.
about 4 hours ago
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Fille: "Wouldn't it be funny if instead of 'knuckles' they were called 'finger butts?'"
4:08 PM Nov 24th
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C'mon, little waxed cotton jacket, don't you know I need you?
11:48 AM Nov 24th
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It was later than I thought when I first believed you.
12:41 PM Nov 23rd
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Museum guards of America: people are naked beneath their clothes, yes, and this secret hath been long ago revealed to my children. Back off.
11:23 AM Nov 22nd
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Hello, Philadelphia. Your marathon has left the people reeling. Driving crazily, too.
9:57 AM Nov 22nd
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You guys! It hasn't snowed yet back home?
7:06 AM Nov 21st
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Been wearing these thin jersey tees 4 at a time, like the girls today. Makes me feel like I should be skipping a lecture to get high. Dunno.
5:32 PM Nov 20th
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Amen + hubba hubba. RT @ john cho is one of the sexiest men alive (again):
8:28 AM Nov 20th
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@ Oh, they had to bleep you, lol. Sit by me, it's ok. Jaunty, the boat a youse!
6:21 AM Nov 20th
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I want a cookie. Or a glass of bourbon. Damn you, Mr Bikram; damn you and your yoga.
7:10 PM Nov 19th
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Real thing I say to my son a lot: Put on some pajamas, you are not David Hasselhoff.
6:59 PM Nov 18th
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Sitting in a crazily-overheated public space with a dozen people shivering in parkas & hooded duffel coats. It's 55 degrees out. Whoa, Toto.
2:11 PM Nov 17th
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America, I wish you knew how to make a cup of tea.
2:01 PM Nov 17th
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You guys! Why didn't you tell me Thanksgiving was next week?
7:34 AM Nov 17th
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Seriously, New Jersey? Are we all going to Delaware this morning?
6:20 AM Nov 17th
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Fuck these northeast corridor towns & their no-left-turnopolises, jesus christ.
3:13 PM Nov 16th
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Did your mother leave you & yr sister, just walk out for a coffee & never return? Were you 10? Sit by me, I'll tell you how it happened.
11:43 AM Nov 16th
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@ Something having to do with a fictionalized Monsanto corporation. Like, that can be Tina Turner's part, yeah?
7:48 AM Nov 15th
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1. Manny Pacquiao has replaced Curtis Jackson on my short list 2. @ easy, horseback 3. @ if only I could DM you.
4:34 AM Nov 15th
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- Name Elle
- Location Northeast Corridor
- Web http://www.lafemm...
- Bio wife, mother, insomniac. simple midwestern girl.
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