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  1. @kenwheaton is it fun being you?
  2. @carolblymore no one I know, dear.
  3. I got a phone book today and realized no one I know is in. It's not that I'm not popular, but no one has home phone now. Why publish?
  4. Ow! "30 Rock" debuted on German TV to ratings of 5000 viewers total. Not enough $ in that 2 broadcast a signal.
  5. "If at first you don't succeed--" oh, whatever! http://bit.ly/1RWY8k
  6. Author John Irving starts his novels by writing the last sentence first (WSJ)
  7. (Hilarious read if u have a few.) RT @badpitch *Writing is important* Witness a police report's gorgeous use of words: http://bit.ly/24nktp
  8. Airline Junkies go on the radio with airlines. Fun? Or just obsessive! http://bit.ly/tpRgI
  9. Comcast COO makes one of the stupidest speeches of late. He obv has no clue where to go with this co: http://bit.ly/2n5tFr
  10. Why games/quizzes are so bad to get involved with here and on FB (TechCrunch): http://bit.ly/2n5tFr (h/t @testiKel)
  11. Bad Pitch Blog: "Believe In Yourself...Believe In Trends" (NEW) http://bit.ly/1M3uX8
  12. Latest scam with airlines--for some you only have a few hours to report missing luggage! http://bit.ly/8zKM8
  13. First Step Toward Selling MySpace.... Leak stuff like this to the online media: http://bit.ly/3smwlo (Good work NewsCorp!)
  14. Google VP, Search aghast at radio q: "How can we find naked pictures of u on the Internet? http://bit.ly/190BwW (h/t @susanejacobsen)
  15. "Sports is like a war without the killing" - Ted Turner
  16. "2012" the movie sure marks the end of something. http://bit.ly/123q24
  17. I'm watching a 7th games of the Series--in my head. So far it's tied! No one is limping yet either.
  18. "Election Day losses in Virginia and New Jersey have congressional Democrats focused like never before on jobs--their own." (WSJ.com)
  19. What is love, and then me think love is what last cookie is for. Me give up the last cookie for you - Cookie Monster (@answersdotcom)
  20. When they complain about nothing, nod and say: "got it." There's no wisening up a chump!