ladymisskate
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If you say "The Situation" three times in a row, he magically appears and flashes you his abs.
about 18 hours ago
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My deepest, darkest secret is that I once enjoyed a Zima. I found it quite refreshing. I am so ashamed.
about 19 hours ago
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Any conversation that allows me to quote Saved By The Bell is pretty much my favorite kind of conversation.
9:56 AM Dec 19th
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Remember yesterday when I wasn't hungover and knew where my phone was? Yeah, that was pretty great.
9:12 AM Dec 19th
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From now on I will blame all my bad decisions on house music.
11:06 AM Dec 18th
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I've never met a drink I didn't regret.
9:59 AM Dec 18th
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Also, it took me 15 minutes to type out "Galifianakis's" on my old-timey flip phone.
3:38 PM Dec 17th
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Is it weird that I want to curl up inside of Zach Galifianakis's beard and take a nap?
3:34 PM Dec 17th
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All the soccer moms in Marin look like they just leapt from the pages of a Talbots catalogue.
12:51 PM Dec 17th
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Abusing a sandwich.
11:23 AM Dec 17th
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And hungover for half of it.
12:20 PM Dec 16th
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I have been drunk this entire decade.
12:19 PM Dec 16th
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@ Still mad I missed that, & thanks for being one of the few peeps to get that my name is an homage to her. Raddest woman on earth.
7:08 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to generic_
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@ And ever and ever and ever and...
10:40 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to everydaydude
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Internet, I think it's time you and I start seeing other people.
5:42 PM Dec 14th
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What's worse is that I even KNOW a Miley Cyrus song. FFFUUUCCCKKKK.
1:14 PM Dec 14th
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Gawd dammit, I just caught myself whistling a MILEY CYRUS SONG. Something must be wrong with my gag reflex.
1:08 PM Dec 14th
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Does it make me a hypocrite to hate hypocrites?
12:06 PM Dec 14th
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We've decided SF needs a Jersey Shore themed restaurant called Vibin' and the only items on the menu will be Ron Ron Juice, pickles & ham.
9:45 PM Dec 12th
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Pork is the answer. Nevermind what the question is, just trust me on this one.
8:54 PM Dec 11th
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- Name Kate Horton
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://ladymisska...
- Bio We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
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