ladybrenna
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Tree-decorating and Hot Buttered Rum, yummmm
about 13 hours ago
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Everyone has left the office. Finally: swearing and listening to embarrassing music, both rather loudly, sans reprove.
5:08 PM Dec 3rd
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Text to ex-mother-in-law: "I am way better at making pies than making babies!" That's the holiday spirit, Brenna.
12:35 PM Nov 20th
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I have two shirts and a container of frosting in my backpack. The night is young.
7:07 PM Nov 17th
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Knowledge for my future children: Spanish coffees should not be used for drinking games. Or malt liquor.
4:30 PM Nov 15th
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Speaking of disgusting... Check out the MEAT HAND
11:05 AM Oct 30th
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Why do all of the halloween-themed shots that I am finding have to look disgusting?
11:05 AM Oct 30th
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Overheard at work: "I keep telling you, don't use Lysol to clean your silverware." Aah, the life of lazy nerds.
11:12 AM Oct 27th
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TWEET NUMBER 666 omg is that satan i see reflected in my monitor?
3:38 PM Oct 12th
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Greek Fest: The only thing to get me back in a church after I-don't-even-know-how-many years. And might I add: YUM.
7:37 PM Oct 4th
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Where did all of these people even COME FROM?
12:23 PM Sep 28th
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Are you ever all, "Goddamn I just ate way too much macaroni and cheese"? I feel that we should have passed that point a few years back, no?
10:38 PM Sep 21st
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It is friday evening after work, downtown,and I am sitting in a bar with naught but vodka and a comic book. And I am enjoying it.
5:45 PM Sep 11th
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Watched my first game of Quarters last night; that poor table lay soaked in the blood of the wounded, players and bystander alike.
2:45 PM Sep 11th
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Everyday in the shower when I see the french warning "Mise en garde" on my conditioner, I can't help but think of Treebeard.
10:19 AM Sep 8th
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My goal in ~50 years: To be the fastest old person EVER. This may, in fact, be the easiest thing that I will ever do.
8:09 PM Sep 2nd
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A gaggle of four powerwalkers. Enough arm flailing for an entire small country.
11:57 AM Sep 1st
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WHAT THE FUCK RAIN I WAS GOING TO WALK HOME YOU ARE MAKING ME FAT.
4:11 PM Aug 28th
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Coos Bay, get ready to have me all up inside of you.
2:13 PM Aug 21st
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HEY DELL. If I were shipping 9 pallets of computers to someone, I would request a FUCKING LIFTGATE from the trucking company. Just me? Yah?
11:25 AM Aug 19th
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- Name Brenna Kutch
- Location Port-land
- Bio I like to express my need for control through character limits.
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