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ladybirdj

  1. If you can read this you're great and everyone loves you promise. about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  2. xo @MrAdamGreenwood #ff about 22 hours ago via web
  3. If you were to do metalwork in a slaughterhouse my roommate would really love that kind of music. about 22 hours ago via web
  4. @jackamo upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm… about 23 hours ago via web in reply to jackamo
  5. My porn name is Frank O. Prushinwar. about 23 hours ago via web
  6. L.A. smells like sweet jasmine tonight, but the wind sounds as if someone waited until just now to feed their Mogwai. 12:27 AM Feb 24th via Echofon
  7. I call garbanzo beans raging female peas because I'm a feminist. 3:13 PM Feb 23rd via Echofon
  8. @Ty_Schutz Subtextually Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus 12:10 PM Feb 23rd via web in reply to Ty_Schutz
  9. Be sure to use whatever piss power you earned licking boots to revenge all your little imagined boo boos. 11:55 AM Feb 23rd via web
  10. Don't call it baggage, call it your emotional entourage. 8:12 AM Feb 23rd via Echofon
  11. Don't get mad, get even more passive aggressive. 1:51 AM Feb 23rd via Echofon
  12. I'd love to see what's written in the margins of Santorum's copy of Machiavelli's The Prince. #CNNDebate 6:37 PM Feb 22nd via WitStream
  13. "Crippling Sanctions" was my nickname in high school. #cnndebate 6:30 PM Feb 22nd via web
  14. Santorum's answer better be: ANTI­DIS­ESTABLISH­MENT­ARIAN­ISM. #CNNDebate 6:19 PM Feb 22nd via WitStream
  15. Newt gets a tingle in his ˝Little Washington˝ when people laugh at his witticisms. #cnndebate 6:11 PM Feb 22nd via WitStream
  16. I'll vote for the first motherfucker who walks onto this stage with a proper upper lip. #cnndebate 6:06 PM Feb 22nd via WitStream
  17. My boss is a Catholic gynecologist who gets to tell me how to have sex. #newbumperstickeridea #cnndebate 5:56 PM Feb 22nd via web
  18. I just spontaneously regurgitated my food to feed to Ron Paul. #babybird #cnndebate 5:21 PM Feb 22nd via WitStream
  • Name LBJ (Lisa Beth)
  • Location Elay
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  • Bio Sometimes when a robot and a monkey love each other very, very much...
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