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  1. Kinda bummed I'm missing the chance to throw my panties @hotdogsladies at #phxwc today.
  2. The darndest thing...all my clothes shrank in the middle of the night without washing them or anything.
  3. It is, in fact, peanut butter jelly time.
  4. Currently have every pillow in the place employed for my comfort. Living alone is alright sometimes.
  5. You know those kids who carefully rationed their Halloween candy and made it last 'til Easter? Yeah, screw those kids.
  6. Doing in-depth analysis on the difference between Milk Duds and Sugar Babies, also known as finishing the dregs of the Halloween candy.
  7. Thank you to all the veterans for doing the hard stuff. <3
  8. I just stabbed myself in the chin with my fingernail while fluffing my pillow. There is blood. I'm amazed I've managed to live this long.
  9. I miss believing that hummingbirds are faeries in disguise and Santa is real and endings are happy and oh crap, hand me my Prozac.
  10. PHXdevcampSMCsustainapodTEDigniteAZ. Jesus people, take a breath.
  11. @LucyKateHopkins good luck pretty girl!
  12. Finding flu shots for my kids in Phoenix is turning into an ordeal. I'd have an easier time finding a glacier or a nice place to surf.
  13. Good lord, I can't wait for this chick I don't remember from high school to have her baby already and stop posting belly pics on facebook.
  14. There are 4 kids hanging out over here plus the 2 I birthed. I'm playing Mormon Mom for a day. This game sucks.
  15. She's got Betty Davis eyes. I've got Delta Burke cheeks.
  16. Tony Danza gets his killing done on Highway 61, 62, AND 63.
  17. Am actually considering running to the store to replace the Halloween candy I ate before the kids get home. I may have a problem.
  18. You all follow @thestoryofb right? He's the guy who puts up with my shit in real life and loves me and stuff. #followfriday
  19. My superpower is twisting my damaged iPod earbuds cord just right to put off buying a new pair for another day.
  20. @marcmaron Is that the Jewish version of a horse head in the bed?