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  1. Wow. Just wow. http://bit.ly/4ReFZO
  2. @mattstevensnc Probably write a song about this one day.
  3. Foregone Conclusion. #TheOffice
  4. @chillypepper I believe it was your lookalike that was doing the lurking.
  5. @chillypepper What makes you think I was lurking?
  6. The Alan Partridge marathon is complete. Next: The Office (UK).
  7. Thought I just saw @chillypepper at Marbles. Turns out it was just a short dude with glasses and a ponytail.
  8. Snow: http://bit.ly/4W0KFa
  9. Songs For Christmas. Sufjan Stevens. That is all.
  10. In an ideal world, I'd have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching. #TheOffice
  11. Jet lag is worse when traveling from west to east [and I can attest to it]: http://bit.ly/4X5bO5
  12. Camera mittens: http://bit.ly/8kFi9d
  13. That's bang out of order! #AlanPartridge
  14. This year's Christmas tree in miniature, courtesy of @cathypayne19: http://twitpic.com/udszh
  15. Three things that upset Americans: disliking cold weather, not appreciating ordinary beaches, promoting the metric system.
  16. @chillypepper Avatar 2D.
  17. Avatar 3D.
  18. Australia is second only to Norway in enjoying the best living conditions available to the human species: http://bit.ly/5brLuW
  19. Mr. Toad!
  20. A dolphin's smile is nature's greatest deception.