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juansduarte
My interest in current issues are merely to describe how bad we're doing, not how we may do any better.
11:28 AM July 04, 2008
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Tobatzky
@labanjohnson wow, you know Tagalog????
08:33 PM June 20, 2008
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ericaogrady
Went to go help @mschmulen in the kitchen. He says - "No Get Out! I'm designing you a plate and making it look pretty."
01:45 PM June 13, 2008
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baldheretic
It's a good thing I am someone who knows what's what
03:34 PM June 11, 2008
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labanjohnson
Drank a glass handed to me from strange woman last night and woke up in my own bed, no rope burns or anything. Just my luck. Damn.
05:35 PM June 08, 2008
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labanjohnson
A few famous Leos: Barack Obama, William Clinton, A. Earhart, Neil Armstrong, Ford, Tori Amos, Napoleon, Jagger, Madonna, Kobe, JLo, Fidel
05:07 PM June 08, 2008
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labanjohnson
Hun-ger strikes again. Won-der-ing what's in the fridge. Safer to eat out. (one day my haikus will be famous, bitches)
08:56 PM June 06, 2008
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labanjohnson
Twitter only likes, One hundred and fourty chars, perfect for haiku.
08:34 AM June 06, 2008
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labanjohnson
things that have been in existence long enough to be labeled "FRESH" aren't.
04:22 PM June 04, 2008
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labanjohnson
All it takes is to do one thing very right.
08:34 AM June 04, 2008
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labanjohnson
@ryananderson going back to bed is a valid solution to ANY problem :)
08:29 AM June 04, 2008
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labanjohnson
Attn Ladies: On behalf of all STRAIGHT MEN: NICE BREASTS.
10:18 AM May 31, 2008
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labanjohnson
I fucking love being me.
08:23 AM May 30, 2008
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labanjohnson
* offer valid only at participating portals to hell. Two millenia service agreement required. See Satan for details
06:16 PM May 27, 2008
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labanjohnson
getting some starbucks to perform on my contract with the devil to support all things evil
07:23 PM May 26, 2008
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labanjohnson
Realization: twitter is to geeks and nerds as CB Radio is to rednecks and hillbillies
06:49 PM May 26, 2008
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labanjohnson
@skyboxmedia The downside to working retail is working retail :)
06:33 PM May 26, 2008
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labanjohnson
@MarsPheonix I realized today I could never be a Mars rover. I recieve commands from Earth but rarely carry them out.
11:41 AM May 26, 2008
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labanjohnson
@kurtstoll It's about world dominatio... I mean democracy
09:52 AM May 26, 2008
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