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  1. and homemade car bombs! 6:28 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
  2. sangria, pizza, ugly sweaters, egg nog bread pudding, SNOW! tgif 5:26 PM Dec 18th from mobile web
  3. For once, google ads has gotten me exactly right: "How I Get Free Cheese—Thanks to this website, I never have to pay for cheese anymore." 5:55 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  4. Hilarious PR guy name of the day: Brian Hefty 11:33 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  5. There's a Marine Corps squadron known as the "Thunder Chickens." 11:38 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck
  6. @ActiveEvil seconded! 3:07 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to ActiveEvil
  7. still really full.....and yet.....seriously tempted by all those leftovers in the fridge 8:39 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  8. kinda ironic that there's nothing more likely to make me ignore your email than a subject line titled "PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE!!!!" 7:23 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  9. eating cheetos while working out. i think this sums up the lauren method of life. 4:25 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  10. .....aaaand I lost my wallet. This is now officially the worst week ever. 4:38 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  11. this week is like a nightmare i can't awaken from 9:41 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  12. @Aruninator i completely agree. i am ready for this week to be over. 9:06 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to Aruninator
  13. i think my hangover from friday mated with my hangover from last night and created an unholy spawn of a hangover..... 9:17 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  14. my cabbie is listening to prairie home companion 3:52 PM Nov 14th from mobile web
  15. So when the government contracts out social services to "faith-based" organizations they get to dictate policy? http://bit.ly/CQkGa 11:32 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  16. I mean, i was going to anyway. but now i really will. 4:09 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  17. here's a tip, charity. don't put pictures of cleft palate kids all over your envelope. that will just make me want to throw it out. 4:09 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  18. richard simmons makes cheese too? http://bit.ly/Hu8bs 10:34 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  19. i thought spicy chicken was a good friend. until it stabbed me in the back. well, stomach 9:30 PM Nov 9th from mobile web
  20. that's right. i got the garlic aioli and the pesto mayo on my sandwich. ballin. 11:30 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck