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  1. I feel so lame for trying to catch up with all the daily tweets. Live, I say, live!
  2. *deep inhale* breathe. She will stop screaming. She will take her little butt to sleep.
  3. "You kids get off my lawn," garage edition: "why don't y'all play in the yard, and GET OUT the garage?"
  4. . . . and now my father's lawnmower has gone missing. Might not be the neighborhood, but rather the company he keeps.
  5. I'm amused at the fact that my mother used to gloat about living in a good neighborhood, when our bikes were regularly stolen. ..
  6. Swimming cures what ails you. http://bit.ly/DvNmA
  7. You know you're wasting time when the words, "They're here!" strike terror in your heart.
  8. Mourning loss: http://bit.ly/9pZ4H
  9. It's all good when your husband tells you you look cute on your 18th anniversary!
  10. Anybody remember that Nick show, "My brother and Me?" I just had an ADD flashback: "Don't hold your breath!"
  11. I'm rethinking my decision to have midwife appt same day as 18th anniversary. Joy and pain, indeed.
  12. Daughter spectrum: One is over the moon about making fancy Italian donut holes, another is toddling around begging scraps. . .
  13. @mochamomma look on the bright side: they're flip-flops. http://bit.ly/dJMrR
  14. Glorious day! About to go out and water some flowers, just stained the kitchen table. Can't wait to restain the bedroom furniture.
  15. Let the little people chant, "fireworks! Fireworks! Fourth of July!"
  16. Baby discovered the wonder that is cheetohs today. Yay, 4th!
  17. Listening to 5 y/o whine about the loud 4th pops and cracks. . . wondering why he insists on being out there with the noise, and making more
  18. Remember all those people complaining about the heat last week? Where are they now that it's barely 60 degrees? brrrrr
  19. @kilohana ooh--what kind of candy?
  20. My hair is currently a nightmarish mix between too nappy and too straight. And I quit perms 4 years ago? Whose hair does that?